The Horny Parrot

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  1. The Horny Parrot...

    A guy has a horny parrot. It's terrible.

    Every time he reaches into the cage, the bird humps his arm.

    He invites his mother to tea, the bird keeps saying foul things.

    Finally he takes the parrot to a vet.

    The vet examines the bird extensively and says, "Well, you have a horny male parrot. I have a sweet
    young female bird and for fifteen dollars your bird can go in the cage with mine."

    The guy's parrot is listening and says, "Come on! Come on! What are you waiting for?"

    Finally, the guy says alright and hands over the fifteen dollars. The vet takes the parrot, puts him
    in the cage with the female bird and closes the curtain.

    Suddenly, "Kwah! Kwah! Kwah!" Feathers come flying out of the cage.

    The vet says, "Holy gee," and runs across the room and opens the curtain. The male bird has the
    female bird down on the bottom of the cage with one claw. With the other claw he's pulling out all
    her feathers.

    He's saying, "For fifteen bucks, I want you naked. Naked!"
     
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