The "Hot" Date

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Guest, Jul 5, 2002.

  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

    A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says
    the condoms come in packs of 3, 9, or 12 and asks which the young man

    "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's
    really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the night."
    We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out after
    that. And I have a feeling that I'm going to get lucky, so you better
    give me the 12 pack."

    The young man makes his purchase and leaves.

    Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her
    parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He
    begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl
    leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious

    He leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father
    was a pharmacist."

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  2. JSWin

    JSWin Member

    Jul 13, 2015
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    Lol! That's funny. I thought he was going to say something else. Pharmacists don't usually pay much attention to that kind of thing but it is usually in that area of the store. He's praying cause he hopes the father doesn't want to kill him probably.