There I was, locking the gate after driving the c*r out of the garage, when I heard a milk float
approaching. Excellent, I thought, I need to pay the milkman. So I wandered out on to the payment,
wallet in hand, only to see no sign of a deliveryman anywhere.
All I could see was a middle-aged woman riding an electric bike on the pavement, with a [censored]
in her hand.
Which reminds me of my next moan (I'm tired and fancy moaning). There seems to be an exponential
growth of those electric scooters (the ones that look like jet-skis on wheels). I cannot believe
that 100% of the users actually need them. I'm sure in many cases it is just an extension of
their laziness.
Moan over.
Love and legs from Rich x
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