A Panda walked into a pub and ordered a sandwich and a drink. After he had finished them, he pulled out a pistol and shot up the place, terrifying other customers and breaking dishes,glasses and bottles before turning to leave. Shocked, the barman said, " Hey,where are you going?" The panda glanced back over his shoulder and said," I'm a panda - look it up," before disapearing out the door. The barman thumbed through a dictionary until he found the entry for panda. It read, "A tree dwelling animal of Asian origin characterised by distinct black-and-white markings. Eats shoots and leaves."