the pearly gates

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  1. closesupport

    closesupport Banned

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    A man appears before the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St Peter asks. "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "Once I came upon a gang of high testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground, and told him: "Leave her alone now or you'll answer to me." St Peter was impressed and asked: "When did this happen?" The man replied: "Just a few minutes ago."

     
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  2. steve5jack

    steve5jack New Member

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    HA! :D very funny. I'm surprised I haven't heard that one before.
     
  3. farcycle

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    I'm surprised you haven't heard it before as well!:D
     
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