The Raelian Message

its similar to God's hit list...people who's time on earth is about to expire. Normally we bury them in a hole or burn them in a fire and God takes them away. In this case however, midgets immensely more intelligent that ourselves sneak into our house when we are asleep and take us to Mars.

 

Naked female midgets?

 

they can be anything you want them to be mate..naked female amazonian, marsian, welsh, midgets..

 

That's right ,if I am asleep I am probably dreaming and it is my dream to have the way I want it.

 

I spent the most formative years of my life having fundamentalist crap rammed down my throat. When I was 10, some kiddy-fiddler in a cheap polyester suit told us all that Jesus was coming back in 5 years time and so we had better all get our shit together. Or words to that effect.
The Raelians can't frighten me with hellfire, mars, naked welsh midgets or anything else for that matter.

 

But if we were all cloned from midget Japanese people from outer-space how come Elves and Hobbits and Orcs are all so different?

Seriously thought, it’s no more whacked out than the BS religious dogma that half the world seems happy to believe.

 

Japanese?

 

i know!....green midget Marsians is believable but this dude is taking it too far....Japanese indeed.

 

When I feel like a laff I can always read the first few books of the old testament of the bible. Some weird shit happening there....

 

Spiritual guidance is at hand,my son.
Be washed in the blood of the Lamb! See the light! Be saved!
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Yeah, big fan of the landover baptists. If you want a real belly laugh, check out some of the letters.

 

...and is that the little baby cheeses?

 

There's evidence to suggest Moses was in contact with a flying saucer on Mount Sinai. Nobody but Moses could draw close as only he and Aaron had radiation-protection outfits.

 

Whatever you have been smoking, please send me a big bag of it in the post.