the teacher's assignment

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  1. Onvlnaay

    Onvlnaay New Member

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    The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
    The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.

    There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left.

    "Janie, do you have a story to share?"

    'Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.

    She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.

    She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."

    ''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. "What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?"

    "Don't mess with Mommy when she's been drinking."
     
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  2. cyprusholidays

    cyprusholidays New Member

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    hahahaha..funny..but would love if it ends like this;

    Janie: She killed 15 by her Pistol and 4 by knife...

    Teacher: Wow...what happened to the next guy...how was he got killed...!!

    Janie: Ah..well.. he is my Dad now....
     
  3. marilynrose

    marilynrose New Member

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    I agree cyprus. :) still very funny joke.. :)
     
  4. SilverShark

    SilverShark New Member

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    That was really funny and as soon as I read the last part I burst into laughter.
     
  5. happynicky

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    funny, it will be much more funny if the end like cyprus's one/img/vbsmilies/smilies/biggrin.gif
     
  6. Rishabh Sachan

    Rishabh Sachan New Member

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    its boring to do teacher assignment
     
  7. kylerlittle

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    Absolutely.
     
  8. SapnaTheBaller3

    SapnaTheBaller3 New Member

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    Have mercy I read this in class and burst into laughter when I read the ending. Thanks for the laugh though!
     
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