I thought we already established this . . . it's become unhealthy and I may need an intervention. I haven't bathed my kids in weeks, or myself for that matter. Haven't been able to get to work . . . I just sit around the house in my pajamas, desperately by the computer, waiting for and lingering on every word.
You guys need to make up your mind. It's the same schtick everytime, and quite overused and overplayed. If I respond to one of you, that must mean I'm hot for you. What's the matter . . . don't you guys get any attention from real live women in the flesh there in Oz?
(Now here come the unsubstantiated, conclusory comments about how you guys have to beat the chicks off with a stick and how I'm apparently so hard up and butt ugly.
It's like living the movie Groundhog Day . . .)