The Thread about Nothing....

[stevebaby]

Nope. lama got it right with the tuckerbag option.

Richard Pratt is a Great Australian IMHO. If it wasn't for one of his brown paper bags I never would have reproduced.
Who's gunna be the first to hit on the mistress when he karks it?
Might have to do a few intervals on Heartbreak Hill perhaps.

 

[classic1]

Richard Pratt is a Great Australian IMHO. If it wasn't for one of his brown paper bags I never would have reproduced.
Who's gunna be the first to hit on the mistress when he karks it?
Might have to do a few intervals on Heartbreak Hill perhaps.

that might be true, but I guarantee you paid too farkin much for it.

 

[gplama]

Richard Pratt is a Great Australian IMHO. If it wasn't for one of his brown paper bags I never would have reproduced.
Who's gunna be the first to hit on the mistress when he karks it?
Might have to do a few intervals on Heartbreak Hill perhaps.

Rode past his place on the way home tonight. Camera man and little hottie reporter chick were plonked on their arses on his front nature strip, camera beside them ready to roll.

A little sickening they're paid to do that..

 

[531Aussie]

- she just needs her eyebrows done and a decent hairstyle and she'd be passable.

...and get some colour on her face......and lose 40kg....and get rid of the Tom Selleck moushtarka

 

[matagi]

...and get some colour on here face......and lose 40kg....and get rid of the Tom Selleck moushtarka

Not 40kg ...... she's not that fat. Figurewise, she looks like any other woman in her mid-late 40s who doesn't do regular exercise.

Really, all she needs is some basic decent grooming - no she'll never be Miss World, but she didn't hit every branch of the ugly tree either.

 

[roshea]

Rode past his place on the way home tonight. Camera man and little hottie reporter chick were plonked on their arses on his front nature strip, camera beside them ready to roll.

A little sickening they're paid to do that..

It's actually worse than that - they have been there since Tuesday morning.

 

[stevebaby]

...and get some colour on her face......and lose 40kg....and get rid of the Tom Selleck moushtarka

Which one are you...Susannah or Trinnie? Or whatever the fark their names were.
I got a shag once, on the strength of my Tom Selleck moustache.
Note...once.

 

[stevebaby]

You can all laugh at my mo...farkyas all...but one day the 70s will be back and I'll be in clover.
I keep my gold chest medallion carefully polished for the wondrous day.

 

[classic1]

I watched Russell Brand's Ponderland. The should change the name of the show. I have a suggestion. Russell Brand's an unfunny cnut land.

 

[matagi]

I watched Russell Brand's Ponderland. The should change the name of the show. I have a suggestion. Russell Brand's an unfunny cnut land.

He should join up with Lawrence Leung - then we could have "Lawrence and Russell's unfunny adventure"

 

[classic1]

Which one are you...Susannah or Trinnie? Or whatever the fark their names were.
I got a shag once, on the strength of my Tom Selleck moustache.
Note...once.

Which public dunny was that at? Tom Selleck mo's tend to go over well at joints like that.

 

[classic1]

He should join up with Lawrence Leung - then we could have "Lawrence and Russell's unfunny adventure"

I caught about 5 minutes of that the other night. More than enough IMO. To be fair to the bloke I reckon he'd be **** funny..if you were 7 years old.

I thought comediennes were supposed to be funny.

That Brand arsewipe was less funny than cancer. In fact, I reckon you could scientifically prove it.

 

[531Aussie]

I caught.....

Surely you find it tough to resist stuff like this stuff:


Top five Riders of All Time

1- Eddy Merckx
2- Fausto Coppi
3- Jacques Anquetil
4- Roger De Vlaeminck
5- Lance Armstrong

http://forum.cyclingnews.com/showthread.php?t=479


Or:

Top 5 Tours from the last 25 years

http://forum.cyclingnews.com/showthread.php?t=492

 

[531Aussie]

Cad Elevens, 5th at Fleche Wallonne

http://www.cyclingnews.com/road/2009/apr09/flechewallonne09/?id=results

 

[stevebaby]

Which public dunny was that at? Tom Selleck mo's tend to go over well at joints like that.

Never let a chance go by, go by...

 

[matagi]

Sunrise update for Thunder ...... Kochie is wearing some hideous pinstripe job. Mel looks like she's had a haircut and obviously read your comments yesterday, because today she's wearing something that looks like a sack - no VPL for you to drool over.

 

[matagi]

Which public dunny was that at? Tom Selleck mo's tend to go over well at joints like that.

I often wonder what Tom Selleck would like without that mo.

You shouldn't spend too much time in public dunnies ........ all sorts of unsavoury types hang out around there.

 

[heinkel12]

****ing hilton clarke having his say too.

Has Australia produced a more annoying cyclist?

"We're very disappointed," Clarke said. "We did the work and they took it off us. We're not happy. I don't think we'll put the boys on the front. We'll make it as dangerous as possible I think."

Has Australia produced a more annoying cyclist? Yes. The list is almost inexhaustible!

 

[Geoff Vadar]

Its a scary world out there. Dont be afraid to mix things up.

Some Gold from the very special Maria. Gold.

Also, I think I ate some form of pooh just earlier. Crunchy poo. I didnt have the heart to turn them down. It lingers, godorrrmighty it lingers.

Its been emotional.

 

[Geoff Vadar]

Cad Elevens, 5th at Fleche Wallonne

http://www.cyclingnews.com/road/2009/apr09/flechewallonne09/?id=results

I wish that guy would stop lying to himself about his past. He needs to have a good cry IMO and let it all out. He will never win anything unless he learns to just 'feel' life.

He needs a real coach. Not a numbers man. A coach. There is a big farken difference. Someone who can unlock him.

okbyefornow.