Rider note: The Tour of Bright
rant on.
What a fcuking waste of time. If they really gave a toss, they'd not race the descent. Have riders roll over the KOM, take numbers, and roll back to Bright. Simple. Safe. And will ensure no family take legal action against the race organisers if their main bread winner doesn't return home after a nasty off. With the track record I'm amazed they get permits for that section of road at all.
As a participant in eating siht on that part of the race, I'm all for a KOM finish... Yes its all part of the sport, and stacks could occur anywhere, but we're fckuing amateur hacks, not farking ProTour riders... and most of the 550 riders who'll bomb that descent have next to no racing-bunch descending experience.
rant out.
rant on.
What a fcuking waste of time. If they really gave a toss, they'd not race the descent. Have riders roll over the KOM, take numbers, and roll back to Bright. Simple. Safe. And will ensure no family take legal action against the race organisers if their main bread winner doesn't return home after a nasty off. With the track record I'm amazed they get permits for that section of road at all.
As a participant in eating siht on that part of the race, I'm all for a KOM finish... Yes its all part of the sport, and stacks could occur anywhere, but we're fckuing amateur hacks, not farking ProTour riders... and most of the 550 riders who'll bomb that descent have next to no racing-bunch descending experience.
rant out.
The Twilight Phenomena - a new perspective - by classic1
As someone who does not possess a vagina and isn't a choad enthusiast, the Twilight phenomena is something that has passed me by. Non-ghey doodle owners are generally indifferent to Twilght, are mildly irritated by it, or despise and loath it with a passion they normally reserve for kiddie fiddlers, speed limits and parking inspectors. Shirt lifting acquaintances and women rabbit on about Twilight like it is as ace as Star Wars, the Indiana Jones series and every Clint Eastwood movie ever made all rolled into one. That is patently bullsht, as we all know.
Yes, our women friends may bore us shtless with their inane ramblings about farking Eggplant or whatever the pasty cnuts name is while we look at them blankly, hoping the Earth will open up and swallow us rather than having to listen to another second of **** about Twilight, but there is a huge upside...........
Twilight makes women horny.
You only have to see the glow in their faces, the twinkle in their eyes, the 'peg marks' in their tops and their clearly visible VW bonnets as they leave the cinema. It truly gets their blood and juices flowing. By the look of some of them, they may already have had an involuntary knee trembler experience before leaving the theatre.
What does all this mean? It means I am seriously considering camping out at the local picture theatre to give them what need. To fill that gaping hole in their crou...lives. Farkin Twilight is ace.
The end
As someone who does not possess a vagina and isn't a choad enthusiast, the Twilight phenomena is something that has passed me by. Non-ghey doodle owners are generally indifferent to Twilght, are mildly irritated by it, or despise and loath it with a passion they normally reserve for kiddie fiddlers, speed limits and parking inspectors. Shirt lifting acquaintances and women rabbit on about Twilight like it is as ace as Star Wars, the Indiana Jones series and every Clint Eastwood movie ever made all rolled into one. That is patently bullsht, as we all know.
Yes, our women friends may bore us shtless with their inane ramblings about farking Eggplant or whatever the pasty cnuts name is while we look at them blankly, hoping the Earth will open up and swallow us rather than having to listen to another second of **** about Twilight, but there is a huge upside...........
Twilight makes women horny.
You only have to see the glow in their faces, the twinkle in their eyes, the 'peg marks' in their tops and their clearly visible VW bonnets as they leave the cinema. It truly gets their blood and juices flowing. By the look of some of them, they may already have had an involuntary knee trembler experience before leaving the theatre.
What does all this mean? It means I am seriously considering camping out at the local picture theatre to give them what need. To fill that gaping hole in their crou...lives. Farkin Twilight is ace.
The end
TAN Peoples Choice Awards for November 2009 - Vote #1, Classo's take on Twilight.
Top stuff.
Top stuff.
Severed all the tendons in the right bit of my leg. broke my left hip in 3 places, scratched up face real bad, can see the cheekbone just apparantely and my left eye is swollen over. All cos some guys tyre blewout in the corner and he chopped me off the road. nowhere to go, just bad bad bad bad bad luck. oh wellswampy1970 said:
531Aussie said:
You been watching teen emo movies again Ozman?
Cycling is all for the glory of smashing cnuts, at any level.
Jono L said:Severed all the tendons in the right bit of my leg. broke my left hip in 3 places, scratched up face real bad, can see the cheekbone just apparantely and my left eye is swollen over. All cos some guys tyre blewout in the corner and he chopped me off the road. nowhere to go, just bad bad bad bad bad luck. oh well
Friggin hell jono. Where were u typing this from? Hospital?
531Aussie said:I think you might be quoting me there from some time back
I learn from the breast... er.. best...
Jono L said:Severed all the tendons in the right bit of my leg. broke my left hip in 3 places, scratched up face real bad, can see the cheekbone just apparantely and my left eye is swollen over. All cos some guys tyre blewout in the corner and he chopped me off the road. nowhere to go, just bad bad bad bad bad luck. oh well
Hey, at least you're still smiling on the outside.
******* ouch though.
So what's the dealio with the tendons - surgury? Cracked hip... right after the cracked pelvis, dude, I'd be asking to ride a few different races once you get on the bike.
Considering a career riding pursuit?
Take it easy and I hope it all heals up all fine and dandy, eventually...
Jono L said:Severed all the tendons in the right bit of my leg. broke my left hip in 3 places, scratched up face real bad, can see the cheekbone just apparantely and my left eye is swollen over. All cos some guys tyre blewout in the corner and he chopped me off the road. nowhere to go, just bad bad bad bad bad luck. oh well
I was fairly certain at least one or two of those wounds looked Serious.
Like your subtle turns of phrase but. Mind over matter hey?
Chin up.
Please don't give up and defer away to water polo anytime soon.
Not least because you'd sink like a stone.
If it's any consolation, here's a photo of my left hand.
Three out of four skin grafts are good,
but sadly a bit of necrosis and an unwanted sinus in the palm.
Not sure what we're gonna do there.
Nevertheless I'll be back on the bike soon enough too.
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