Whaaat? I just watched the swearing in of our new?? Prime Minister and the bastards didn't even hold hands and sing Kumbaya at the end. Ripped off.
Mate, are you trolling this topic or what? It’s not clear what you’re angling at. Whatever, I have to share a story about my uncle Ab. At the winter solstice party the other day, he was knocking back a few mulled wines and he got to telling a few tall tails (you know the ones – the ‘come in spinner’ type). He was going gangbusters until he put a few too many mull away and started to look a bit green around the gills. Then suddenly he leapt up and danced a jig like he could fly. Everyone thought this was hilarious, except for my uncle Eddy who was the sole person in the room who recognised Ab was having a seizure. He knew he couldn’t leave Ab alone so he tackled him. Eddy laid Ab flat, head first, flaked out on the ground. Eddy hadn’t been to medical school and didn’t know what to do next, but fortunately one of the old ladies in the group – a grey nurse – was able to help. Well, it all got a bit creepy when Ab lured the nurse close and tried to groper and snapper into his arms (he thought she was a bit of a nymph). Ab was floundering, but gradually clammed up and calm returned to the party.gplama said:No no! More fish puns on the net.
Yeah, grouse. I've seen it before. ..... so many grouse stories/docos out there.Originally Posted by paulambry .
I'm not a boxing fan, but I am a fan of a great story... And this one has the lot: world war, poverty, racism, brutality, hypocrisy, moral ambiguity, victory, compassion, athleticism and more. If you haven't seen it before, see if you can set aside an hour and a half.
http://www.sbs.com.au/documentary/video/32954435877/The-Fight
I'm disappointed with myself that I've been unable to tap into and channel your hated of everyone into motivation to train hard and smash crunts. I just KNOW you've got the hate in ya; I can sense it.Originally Posted by VadarStrikesBack .
She doesn't really give a **** either way. I'm a bit wtf
Hate hate hate hate rah rah rar Hateeeeee. I do like your tv room setup but Fark knows how you can watch three things at once!!531Aussie said:I'm disappointed with myself that I've been unable to tap into and channel your hated of everyone into motivation to train hard and smash crunts. Â I just KNOW you've got the hate in ya; I can sense it. Â Â Â
Time for a Samsung solid state drive and OS restore fark using antiquated technology with metal disks that spin at 7,200rpm and a wizzo arm that wobbles backwards and forwards like a record player stylus on crack.531Aussie said:Me farkin Tiboshi lapping-top hard drive **** itself, so me old man's lent me a Toshiba Portege M500, which is ok, but slow as fark-all. Boo
Yeah, I didn't know that until the other day. I used to throw mine around like it was a mobile phone, which could've been what killed it.Originally Posted by swampy1970 .
Time for a Samsung solid state drive and OS restore /img/vbsmilies/smilies/wink.gif fark using antiquated technology with metal disks that spin at 7,200rpm and a wizzo arm that wobbles backwards and forwards like a record player stylus on crack.
I usually have the sound off on the sports while I'm watching a 'real' show with the sound onOriginally Posted by VadarStrikesBack .
I do like your tv room setup but Fark knows how you can watch three things at once!
Hate > rage > motivation > train like a maniac with hate in your heart (while bopping along to The '70s at 7 on Gold FM ) > race > smash cnunts > feel like a vindicated, big manOriginally Posted by VadarStrikesBack .
Hate hate hate hate rah rah rar
Hate is a bit strong. You cant sustain hate. Hate is for the third from last corner when you NEED the wheel or are off the front. Hate every cnut you ever met in that moment. To sustain anything long term you need big love. Whatever the **** that is. I just posted from my couch with a magnum in my hand. So my idea of big love for bikes is minimal to non existent.Originally Posted by 531Aussie .
Hate > rage > motivation > train like a maniac with hate in your heart (while bopping along to The '70s at 7 on Gold FM ) > race > smash cnunts > feel like a vindicated, big man
Ha!
Ace. A bloke I used to look up to as a bike rider used to say that. He reckoned I was a bit soft and used to say 'mate, you have to hate the ****s'531Aussie said:Hate > rage > motivation > train like a maniac with hate in your heart (while bopping along to The '70s at 7 on Gold FM ) > race > smash cnunts > feel like a vindicated, big man Ha! Â
Originally Posted by classic1 .
Thanks ma. Had jaws 2 on, checked in here, saw your post. I would have missed it otherwise
Just like going home to Horshamgplama said:So we upgraded our telly to watch **** from 1940!!??!
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