Fartographer's made an exception tonight I should stop drinking and playing music and bed that woman.
View: https://youtu.be/JtqF0qBqzZo
View: https://youtu.be/JtqF0qBqzZo
I'll see your Zoot and raise you a Spectrum.
(Shiity audio but it's the original vid)
I hope you've looked after the Fartographer. Proper like.
(Shiity audio but it's the original vid)
I hope you've looked after the Fartographer. Proper like.
Tactical masterclass by Kwiatkowski at Milan Sanremo.
Did the bare minimum in the final with a rampaging Sagan, although I suspect he turned himself inside out on the poggio. He and Alaphillipe were never on Sagan's wheel until the decent.
Put himself second wheel, then laid off Sagan to :
-con Sagan to move early,
-give himself room so Alaphillipe couldn't box him in,
-race up to Sagan's wheel in the slipstream so he had momentum to carry himself over Sagan for the win.
Did it perfectly.
Did the bare minimum in the final with a rampaging Sagan, although I suspect he turned himself inside out on the poggio. He and Alaphillipe were never on Sagan's wheel until the decent.
Put himself second wheel, then laid off Sagan to :
-con Sagan to move early,
-give himself room so Alaphillipe couldn't box him in,
-race up to Sagan's wheel in the slipstream so he had momentum to carry himself over Sagan for the win.
Did it perfectly.
DPF
Rock and roll legend and poo enthusiast Chuck Berry, dead at 90
http://www.theage.com.au/entertainm...d-chuck-berry-dead-at-90-20170318-gv19g9.html
Rock and roll legend and poo enthusiast Chuck Berry, dead at 90
http://www.theage.com.au/entertainm...d-chuck-berry-dead-at-90-20170318-gv19g9.html
Tied and soldered wheels too. That's pro guru ****.
There's a nice gouge on the edge of one of the rims and a bit of a gouge on the end of the skewers. Those wheels look ace, but they've been to war. There's not a huge amount of anodising left on the back rim either, and I hardly ever used the back brake. Wore the anodising off in basically one race, a vic 100km title and Warnambool in the pissing rain.
There's a nice gouge on the edge of one of the rims and a bit of a gouge on the end of the skewers. Those wheels look ace, but they've been to war. There's not a huge amount of anodising left on the back rim either, and I hardly ever used the back brake. Wore the anodising off in basically one race, a vic 100km title and Warnambool in the pissing rain.
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Chuck Berry amazingly only ever had one no. 1 hit, with the novelty song My Ding A Ling.
Apparently he had a heap of number twos.
You know what I hate? Checkout chicks. They can get ****ed. And to think I used to rant about the introduction of self serve check outs and how they put checkout chicks out of jobs. I've changed my tune. They are great. Here's why.
When I go to the supermarket sometimes i will grab a peppermint crisp or violet crumble. This can be a frustrating experience, as often I have to go through THE WHOLE ****ING BOX to find one that isnt broken. Fair dinkum, the **** shelf stackers must chuck them on the shelf from 20 feet away. Anyway, I digress. After eventually finding a peppermint crisp or violet crumble in one piece, I go to the checkout with my lolly and all my other ****, only to have the checkout moll CHUCK MY CHOCKY BAR in the bag, instead of gently placing it in there like its a faberge egg. Or the dumb molls will stack the milk, three bricks and a cinder block on them. Then I go home all excited to eat it only to find its totally smashed up in the wrapper, creating huge disappointment after going to all that effort to find an unbroken one. If I wanted a designed to be pre-broken Flake bar I'd buy one. Pricks of things they are btw. What spaz designed that shitcunt chocolate bar?
So get ****ed checkout chicks. I'm using the self serve from now on and you'll be out of jobs and dealing with Centrelink before you know it. All because you are careless insensitive clumsy stupid molls.
Amen.
When I go to the supermarket sometimes i will grab a peppermint crisp or violet crumble. This can be a frustrating experience, as often I have to go through THE WHOLE ****ING BOX to find one that isnt broken. Fair dinkum, the **** shelf stackers must chuck them on the shelf from 20 feet away. Anyway, I digress. After eventually finding a peppermint crisp or violet crumble in one piece, I go to the checkout with my lolly and all my other ****, only to have the checkout moll CHUCK MY CHOCKY BAR in the bag, instead of gently placing it in there like its a faberge egg. Or the dumb molls will stack the milk, three bricks and a cinder block on them. Then I go home all excited to eat it only to find its totally smashed up in the wrapper, creating huge disappointment after going to all that effort to find an unbroken one. If I wanted a designed to be pre-broken Flake bar I'd buy one. Pricks of things they are btw. What spaz designed that shitcunt chocolate bar?
So get ****ed checkout chicks. I'm using the self serve from now on and you'll be out of jobs and dealing with Centrelink before you know it. All because you are careless insensitive clumsy stupid molls.
Amen.
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You are being complicit in your own disappointment there, Classo. You should keep your chocky bar back at the end of the line of groceries (even keep your hand over it) so that it is the last thing to go into the bag and hence is less likely to be crushed.
Forget self serve checkouts, they need to bring back the bag packer. Remember those?
Forget self serve checkouts, they need to bring back the bag packer. Remember those?
I'm with both of you... I carefully arrange all my stuff on the conveyor belt (stuff that goes in the fridge together, stuff for the laundry together, stuff for the dogs together etc and all the smashable stuff last) and sure enough, it all gets mixed up and mangled.
I hate Bunnings the most. I've never got through without a price check. Ever. Even when I'm fastidious with picking items that have the barcode on them.
I used to be a bag stacker. Fastidious. And I used to be a shelf stacker. You weren't supposed to stack broken goods. Funny, we were always inexplicably clumsy with the Tim Tams or the Violet Crumbles or whatever we fancied on the day.
I hate Bunnings the most. I've never got through without a price check. Ever. Even when I'm fastidious with picking items that have the barcode on them.
I used to be a bag stacker. Fastidious. And I used to be a shelf stacker. You weren't supposed to stack broken goods. Funny, we were always inexplicably clumsy with the Tim Tams or the Violet Crumbles or whatever we fancied on the day.
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