The Thread about Nothing....

Discussion in 'Australia and New Zealand' started by Hitchy, Jul 28, 2006.

  1. paulambry

    paulambry Well-Known Member

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    There were lots of jobs you could do when you were a kid that got you ciggy money. I used to do the round with the milkman - horse and cart.... we would run alongside the cart and grab the deliveries and the milkman would control the horse with whistles. I was a delivery boy for a chemist and I also did a paper round for years. We used to sling a hessian sack on either side of the top tube. I reckon that built my sprint muscles, especially on a Saturday with the Age classifieds. Our fastest delivery boy was Martin Vinnicombe.

    But now, the nanny state doesn't allow that kind of child exploitation (which we loved).

    Fuck the nanny state.
     


  2. Helmet Hair

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    I get the feeling Classo, old mate, that you've missed the essence of a Violet Crumble. Something about it makes me think it's going to end up smashed anyway, maybe in the name?

    But on checkout staff, yes a large variable I'm afraid. Boys will usually put your toothbrush in with the bag of chicken boobs, which will be punctured by the corner of a box of crackers, leaking throughout. Your pork sausages will be packed in with fruit and toilet paper, making a lovely sensation when you go scrambling for a new date roll a week or more later.

    But I so love the idea of stacking eggs carefully in the bottom of a bag, just as they've been told, to be accompanied by a couple of tins of tuna chucked on top, with stone fruit flicked in to cap off the new taste sensation,

    Idiots.

    The girls usually have a much better idea, I try to find a more mature one, I'm too old to be flirting with teenagers in trainer bras nowadays.

    In truth I was too old when I started doing that, but I digress.......

    Self serve isn't without its own pitfalls, but it has large pluses too.
     
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  3. classic1

    classic1 Well-Known Member

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    I am not complicit. I had them as the last items on the conveyor. Even after the bread. Useless checkout moll
     
  4. classic1

    classic1 Well-Known Member

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    Ha! My pop was milkman in morwell for years, driving a horse and cart
     
  5. matagi

    matagi Well-Known Member

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    It must have been your attitude - you didn't try and charm her with your winning ways did you? :p
     
  6. VadarStrikesBack

    VadarStrikesBack Well-Known Member

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    Fuck you dont know you are alive. Try Coles 'lucky dip' online home delivery service.

    The wrong products delivered later than expected in handy crushed/flattened format.

    Give me a slutty checkout chick anyday.
     
  7. classic1

    classic1 Well-Known Member

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    Horrible old boilers rather than slutty checkout chicks seems to be the norm at the local Coles
     
  8. Helmet Hair

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    There's your problem, you need to find a new supermarket. Either that or go at another time.
     
  9. VadarStrikesBack

    VadarStrikesBack Well-Known Member

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    Lets hope the new german supermarket about to kick off in Australia bring over some of their top notch german skanks to provide services.
     
  10. matagi

    matagi Well-Known Member

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    Farmer's markets are the go - wholesome young things and a slightly better class of old boiler.
     
  11. classic1

    classic1 Well-Known Member

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    Farmers markets are teh ghey. Except when they have a dumpling van or venison burgers

    There are more important issues though. Like 'what is the most shot chocolate bar'?

    Some nominees.
    Flake. Chocky that falls apart on to the floor.
    Mars Bar. Sickly.
    Twix. Tastes like shit.

    My vote is Twix. Those things are vile.
     
  12. matagi

    matagi Well-Known Member

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    If you are ever in Port Melbourne on the 3rd Saturday of the month, check out Gasworks Farmer's Market. Not only do they have dumplings (and a good coffee van), but there is a good variety of produce on sale. It used to be my local market and I went every month.

    I can't stand milk chocolate, so they all get my vote.
     
  13. classic1

    classic1 Well-Known Member

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    DPF.

    Former channel 7 news reader Dan Webb
     
  14. VadarStrikesBack

    VadarStrikesBack Well-Known Member

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    Hazzzzzzz to be the wagon wheel. What a complete pile of shit and shitful excuse for a lollie. Only good thing was the ad for it.
     
  15. classic1

    classic1 Well-Known Member

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    Dear paleo Pete Evans,

    Perhaps your devotion to fad diets would be more credible if your equally fad diet devoted missus didn't have more silicone in her tits than the selleys factory, or more botulism in her face than the local Star of India restaurant.

    Kind Regards

    classic1

    [​IMG]

    PS. Put your shirt on and have a shave, you tool
     
  16. matagi

    matagi Well-Known Member

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    God only knows what she's done to her lips, but they look seriously weird. Mind you the whole face effect is seriously weird. As for him, he always has the look of somebody who's had a cattle prod shoved up their arse.
     
  17. 62vette

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    whoa double narcissists!
     
  18. bbp

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    Hehe. Fartographer and I used to enjoy noticing local gay couples who seem to have chosen themselves as a partner.
    Easier to notice in same sex couples than otherwise.
     
  19. classic1

    classic1 Well-Known Member

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    Just got off the phone to beepers and WE'VE HAD ENOUGH AND WE'RE GONNA DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!

    We are starting a new political party. Australians Bettering Our Society. ABOS for short. Who wants in? Vote 1 ABOS.

    What do we want? ABOS. When do we want them? Now!
     
  20. bbp

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