The Thread about Nothing....

[classic1]

Dear Australian Bureau of dead set spastics. I mean Statistics.

Surely it would occur to someone that after 10 months I am not going to complete the ghey surveys you've been mailing to me, call you, log on to your website, answer the door when you drop by, email you, send you smoke signals, communicate with you via Morse code, or even fart in your general direction.

You must also realise by now that the cost of sending your minions to my house or mailing me is becoming a severe burden on the Australian tax payer. I estimate that after 6-7 visits and ten letters the cost is upwards of $600?

It may also have dawned on you that I am a massive smart **** and that if you do happen to catch up with me I'm not going to provide you with my name or answer any direct question you ask me. I'll just pretend I'm a politician and answer some other question.

The recycle bin is between my mailbox and my front door. I will continue to utilise it's convenient location to bin your annoying mail.

Suck my balls

The Resident

 

[paulambry]

hahahaha

The EPIC BATTLE... Classo vs the ABS.

What a fantastic saga.

 

[paulambry]

By the way, My Bride and the girls went and saw Pink in Melbourne a couple of years ago. Said she was astonishing. Athletic, energetic, personable... great all-round entertainer.

 

[classic1]

And vag licker

 

[paulambry]

Wil - what's God's favourite chord?

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[Wilchemy]

Ahaha guitar dad jokes
Some serious finger picking there! Very impressive

 

[paulambry]

When Chet Atkins was asked "whIch guitarist would you pay to see?", "Doyle Dykes" was his answer.

 

[bbp]

So I'm watching an amazing doco about Roosevelt dying and somehow Wallace being usurped by Truman, and how much that military industrial might being put behind the Southern moron to ruin the sensible lefty bloke just plain works. Still.
**** that. Pussies.
Fight the power.

Whistle blowers for me.
{flute solo}
Fight the power.
{Whistles and flutes}

Give me a minute. I'll work on a second verse.

 

[bbp]

The young boy had
a drink and a smoke.
The young boy had a few reasons to joke
He'd lost his mother
He'd lost his Pa
but that's not the worst of this **** by far.

What about the **** us Xanaxed *****es accept as democracy now huh?

 

[bbp]

I haven't figured out the Whistle blowers riff yet. But I will.

 

[bbp]

Oh and Dirty's in town.
He hasn't said so in so many words
but I think he's trying to say
wake up ********.

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[classic1]

Taken Sunday near Balook

 

[classic1]

 

[classic1]

I didn't know they filmed Psycho near Yarram

 

[bbp]

hmm he might have said
Get some sleep you moron.
I’ll deal with you later.

 

[bbp]

But that music

 

[bbp]

And perhaps I misinterpreted the message.
Get some sleep you drunken moron.

 

[bbp]

Oh ffs. Yes I was drunk again. Sorry.
I wanted that picture under the words but I can’t figure out how on a phone.
But yeah no ****. The brown lid is a biohazard. I’m yet to figure out the logistics. Do I **** on a spoon first?

 

[matagi]

The brown lid usually has a scoopy thing attached. Have you opened it to look?

Otherwise, get yourself a sterile spatula, then put several layers of toilet paper in the bowl so the poo doesn't sink and use the spatula to scrape some into the pot.

 

[Wilchemy]

Gotta love the TAN for literally talking ****.