The Thread about Nothing....

Discussion in 'Australia and New Zealand' started by Hitchy, Jul 28, 2006.

  1. classic1

    classic1 Well-Known Member

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    Dear Australian Bureau of dead set spastics. I mean Statistics.

    Surely it would occur to someone that after 10 months I am not going to complete the ghey surveys you've been mailing to me, call you, log on to your website, answer the door when you drop by, email you, send you smoke signals, communicate with you via Morse code, or even fart in your general direction.

    You must also realise by now that the cost of sending your minions to my house or mailing me is becoming a severe burden on the Australian tax payer. I estimate that after 6-7 visits and ten letters the cost is upwards of $600?

    It may also have dawned on you that I am a massive smart arse and that if you do happen to catch up with me I'm not going to provide you with my name or answer any direct question you ask me. I'll just pretend I'm a politician and answer some other question.

    The recycle bin is between my mailbox and my front door. I will continue to utilise it's convenient location to bin your annoying mail.

    Suck my balls

    The Resident
     
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    hahahaha

    The EPIC BATTLE... Classo vs the ABS.

    What a fantastic saga.
     
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    paulambry Well-Known Member

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    By the way, My Bride and the girls went and saw Pink in Melbourne a couple of years ago. Said she was astonishing. Athletic, energetic, personable... great all-round entertainer.
     
  4. classic1

    classic1 Well-Known Member

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    And vag licker
     
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    Wil - what's God's favourite chord?

     
  6. Wilchemy

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    Ahaha guitar dad jokes
    Some serious finger picking there! Very impressive
     
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    When Chet Atkins was asked "whIch guitarist would you pay to see?", "Doyle Dykes" was his answer.
     
  8. bbp

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    So I'm watching an amazing doco about Roosevelt dying and somehow Wallace being usurped by Truman, and how much that military industrial might being put behind the Southern moron to ruin the sensible lefty bloke just plain works. Still.
    Fuck that. Pussies.
    Fight the power.

    Whistle blowers for me.
    {flute solo}
    Fight the power.
    {Whistles and flutes}

    Give me a minute. I'll work on a second verse.
     
  9. bbp

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    The young boy had
    a drink and a smoke.
    The young boy had a few reasons to joke
    He'd lost his mother
    He'd lost his Pa
    but that's not the worst of this shit by far.

    What about the shit us Xanaxed bitches accept as democracy now huh?
     
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    I haven't figured out the Whistle blowers riff yet. But I will.
     
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    Taken Sunday near Balook IMAG0630.jpg
     
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    I didn't know they filmed Psycho near Yarram IMAG0631_1.jpg
     
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    hmm he might have said
    Get some sleep you moron.
    I’ll deal with you later.
     
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    And perhaps I misinterpreted the message.
    Get some sleep you drunken moron.
     
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    46E67C52-6554-4DE5-99DD-A52B3B646B00.jpeg Oh ffs. Yes I was drunk again. Sorry.
    I wanted that picture under the words but I can’t figure out how on a phone.
    But yeah no shit. The brown lid is a biohazard. I’m yet to figure out the logistics. Do I shit on a spoon first?
     
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    The brown lid usually has a scoopy thing attached. Have you opened it to look?

    Otherwise, get yourself a sterile spatula, then put several layers of toilet paper in the bowl so the poo doesn't sink and use the spatula to scrape some into the pot.
     
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    Gotta love the TAN for literally talking shit.
     
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