Dear Australian Bureau of dead set spastics. I mean Statistics.
Surely it would occur to someone that after 10 months I am not going to complete the ghey surveys you've been mailing to me, call you, log on to your website, answer the door when you drop by, email you, send you smoke signals, communicate with you via Morse code, or even fart in your general direction.
You must also realise by now that the cost of sending your minions to my house or mailing me is becoming a severe burden on the Australian tax payer. I estimate that after 6-7 visits and ten letters the cost is upwards of $600?
It may also have dawned on you that I am a massive smart **** and that if you do happen to catch up with me I'm not going to provide you with my name or answer any direct question you ask me. I'll just pretend I'm a politician and answer some other question.
The recycle bin is between my mailbox and my front door. I will continue to utilise it's convenient location to bin your annoying mail.
Suck my balls
The Resident
Surely it would occur to someone that after 10 months I am not going to complete the ghey surveys you've been mailing to me, call you, log on to your website, answer the door when you drop by, email you, send you smoke signals, communicate with you via Morse code, or even fart in your general direction.
You must also realise by now that the cost of sending your minions to my house or mailing me is becoming a severe burden on the Australian tax payer. I estimate that after 6-7 visits and ten letters the cost is upwards of $600?
It may also have dawned on you that I am a massive smart **** and that if you do happen to catch up with me I'm not going to provide you with my name or answer any direct question you ask me. I'll just pretend I'm a politician and answer some other question.
The recycle bin is between my mailbox and my front door. I will continue to utilise it's convenient location to bin your annoying mail.
Suck my balls
The Resident