The Thread about Nothing....

[EoinC2]

Don't know if these links will work - I ain't no videographer...
Bridge
Muang Long
I'm heading over to Angola tonight for about a month, so may get a chance to look through the video-bitz I took on my jaunt, and improve on actually making sense of them.

 

[EoinC2]

Curtis Brubaker's design from the 70s...

I'm sure Tesla only took this path because they couldn't obtain rights to re-introduce the Leyland P76.

 

[paulambry]

hahahahaha

Hey E, have a noice time in Angola. Don't let any of your clients drown.

 

[EoinC2]

I arrived today. Apparently crime is on the up as we head into the Xmas season 4 fatalities from separate incidents in the last 2 weeks - all shot by motorcyclists after coming out of banks with moola. PoPo have stepped up their focus.

 

[bbp]

 

[bbp]

That's right.
I've had it up to here.
But that's rainbow ****
snot
and it's not just rainbow snot
but it's bloody wedgy shaped
snot.

 

[bbp]

In Romanion or something.

Breathe in. Breathe out.

 

[bbp]

Perhaps I could become an Instergram bathroom influencer?

 

[classic1]

Lolz

 

[bbp]

Perhaps I was a little disingenuous last night. That was not the ranting of a broken man, but a celebratory free expression. **** happened yesterday but there was a resolution of sorts, and a tradie bubble? akin to a Get Smart Cone was created, and it does not remove the frightful power of the petty higher ups, but by god it was appreciated. I just may be able to sleep again. I also had a truly wonderful day today. The future has potential again.
And I must endeavour to put semiprofessionalism above total honesty from now on. No more public work rants.
Love yas all. Prevail cnuts.

 

[bbp]

Jono says pretend Democratic Chong world where he's working is only 3hrs behind. I'm not convinced. Centuries?
At least a week in response to late evening phone calls from what I can tell. But of course they were already millenia ahead with maths and ****. But the media reckons we should be ****ing scared?
I'm just not sure who I'm supposed to [HASHTAG]#DemoniseToo[/HASHTAG] right now?

 

[bbp]

Also Tarragon. My new favourite herb.

 

[classic1]

2019 TAN Dead Pool
roshea: Olivia Newton-John, Olivia de Havilland, Jan Ullrich
62vette: Jimmy Carter, Pierre Cardin, Betty White
classic1 - Sean Connery, Valerie Giscard d'Estaing, Rupert ****face Murdoch
paul:Bob Hawke, Warren Buffett, Len Ainsworth.
Steve: Billy Connolly, Kirk Douglas, Prince Philip Duke of Edinburgh
Wilchemy: Vera Lynn, Steven Tyler, Bert Newton
Swampy: Nancy Pelosi, Amy Schumer, Van Morrison
Matagi: Jim Carrey, Johnny Depp, Eva Marie Saint


Clive James DPF. Didn't someone have him last year?

 

[Wilchemy]

I think I might have. Should have played the long game, dammit!

 

[classic1]

He's been dying for ten years the *******. ****ing took long enough.

 

[paulambry]

Roshea had Clive in 2017 and Wil, you had him last year. And in 2014.

That's a bad miss this year.

 

[bbp]

Not least because he seemed to be a decent bloke. Condolences to his loving ones. He hung on for a long time. As you would.
Anyway, regular viewers, try the borscht.

I would appreciate such irreverance when I die btw, <yunno, if I theoretically could> as long as some cnut respects my wishes enough to have my ashes turned into pencils to be given to both of my friends so they can write **** about me on toilet walls. And the actual urinals. Although pencil and bbp lead won't hold up to relentless pissing. It's a ****ing quandary. **** it, it begs the question, I think? Now that is a quandary.

 

[Wilchemy]

Roshea had Clive in 2017 and Wil, you had him last year. And in 2014.

That's a bad miss this year.

Excellent research there, Paul. Nice work!
I should have stuck with him.

 

[paulambry]

Not least because he seemed to be a decent bloke. Condolences to his loving ones. He hung on for a long time. As you would.
Anyway, regular viewers, try the borscht.

I would appreciate such irreverance when I die btw, <yunno, if I theoretically could> as long as some cnut respects my wishes enough to have my ashes turned into pencils to be given to both of my friends so they can write **** about me on toilet walls. And the actual urinals. Although pencil and bbp lead won't hold up to relentless pissing. It's a ****ing quandary. **** it, it begs the question, I think? Now that is a quandary.

How would we finish this scrawl though...

FOR A GOOD TIME, CALL BEEPERS ON...

 

[bbp]

How would we finish this scrawl though...

FOR A GOOD TIME, CALL BEEPERS ON...

Funnily enough, looks like Eoin got there before me. In white, just left of centre...