The Thread about Nothing....

Discussion in 'Australia and New Zealand' started by Hitchy, Jul 28, 2006.

  1. classic1

    classic1 Well-Known Member

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    I blame Paulie. You dickhead Paulie. I fuckin told ya
     


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    Also, why are cunts panic buying bog roll? Does toilet paper stop viruses or something? I bought some tonight coz I’m gonna run out some time over the weekend. I reckon the tp aisle was 7/8ths empty. It was like two packets of coles brand and the 8 packs of the expensive sorbet left.
     
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    I can't believe I wrote that.

    Fuck me. Sorry everyone.

    We're finally connecting to the NBN in two weeks. Three years after we received the "NBN is available in your area" message - which was immediately replaced with "We still have some work to do in your area".
     
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    And the long life/powdered milk shelves last night.... vacant.

    Stoopid.
     
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    Ours aren't. Just the bog roll aisle. Stacks of tissues heaps of uht milk, freezers full of frozen dinners, piles of paracetamol, but a panic on tp
     
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    We had the same run (pun intended) on bog rolls in parts of NZ, mostly Auckland. Dumb fucks! Just wash your hands and don't be a cnut. Oh, and you don't need a face mask unless you're a health worker or sick
     
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    I have also gone to the dark side and bought a gravel bike. If my good lady wife would allow it, I would grow a hipster beard and drink craft beers and single malt. Actually I already do all of that except for the waxed beard
     
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    Our local Woolies tonight had zero poo tickets, about 2 packs of Peppa pig tissues, no flour and just Woolies brand pasta (apparently prepping must be brand name product only haha)
    People are farken stooges!
     
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    They aren’t total stooges. Home brand pasta is vile
     
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    You won't get far wiping your bottom with expensive sorbet - it melts too fast and will leave a bigger mess.

    This loo paper stockpiling is making my head hurt. I don't get it. Why? Why toilet paper of all things? Basic food staples I can understand. Even getting in additional supplies of pet food I can understand. But toilet paper?

    We buy "Who Gives a Crap" - it comes in boxes of 48, so technically we are always stockpiling loo roll. Takes us about 8 months to get through a box and we have 20 rolls left as of this morning which should see us through at least the next 3 months.
     
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    Shiny engine pron...

     
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    DPF. Ron Webb. Probably designed your nearest indoor velodrome
     
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    Went to woolies in morwell tonight. Cooking a curry tomorrow and was grabbing ingredients, inc rice.......well fuck me, if dickheads haven’t been panic buying that too. Either that, or 6000 Asian people stopped at midvalley to buy supplies on their way to east gippsland for the long weekend. All that was left was ghey brown rice and 4 packs of jasmine. Fortunately I wanted jasmine. So I purchase all four. Ahahahaha. No, I took what I needed. ONE.
    I said to this youngish chick who was in the same aisle ‘looks like all the dickheads have found something else to panic buy’. She said ‘ I know, I’m so over it’. Then she said ‘the world is gonna end. Will u make love to me?’ So we made love and she said I was the best she’d ever been with.*



    * that very last bit may or may not be made up.
     
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    hahahahahaha No need to be modest Classo... we know you were the best. What a lovely way for her to lose her flower.

    No panic buying up here in Scone. Every shelf in Woolies was chockers, much to my surprise.
     
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    I knew the Merlin was special, but had no idea how high tech it was for its time. Sodium filled valve stems. Trick!

     
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    Amazing - 1930’s-40’s.
     
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