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My brother does the safety work for this racing. Two divers in the water for a crash, one to extract the driver and one to put a line on the boat. They dunk test the drivers each season using a rig in a pool so they can certify the ability to get out of the above and below exits from the safety pods in the boats. They have a rescue boat a driver can be floated onto in a stretcher.

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Short of F1 cars, these are hands down the fastest things you will see racing outside of the mental drag boats in the US. Pushing over 200mph
 
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So if the driver lacks the agility to exit (for whatever reason) during the test - does this mean they cannot start?
 
Yep, you have to have a current dunk test certificate to race in a class that has a safety cell cabin
We have a similar requirement for going offshore - Helicopter Underwater Escape Training (HUET), as part of our regular refreshes. It requires a number of dunkings, upright and inverted, with and without rebreather packs.
As with all drill-type training, it doesn’t just certify that you can perform it, it helps calm things down when reality strikes.
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Lake Karapiro on a quiet day...
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This Dark Age movie on nitv should have won heaps of academy awards.

A giant croc, burnham burnham, David gilpilil, Alf from home and away, John Jarrett, bad 80s synth music, lots of kiddies and rednecks getting eaten....it’s got it all.
 
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We have a similar requirement for going offshore - Helicopter Underwater Escape Training (HUET), as part of our regular refreshes. It requires a number of dunkings, upright and inverted, with and without rebreather packs.
As with all drill-type training, it doesn’t just certify that you can perform it, it helps calm things down when reality strikes.
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Lake Karapiro on a quiet day...
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There would be few things to compare with the terror of being stuck in a submerged helicopter after a crash. Total disorientation combined with panic. Yikes!
 
Where do they filch the motors from? They sound like two strokes. And I imagine they're spitting out a heap of horsepower.
The racing boats use single and twin 2-strokes, traditionally motorbikes, but now also from jetski’s. The bigger boats generally use turbo-diesels...
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They like playing around with their 2 & 4 stroke bikes, too...
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That drag boat video made me laugh out loud with the insanity of it... not least because it's a joy to see someone going full gas in a non-nanny-state country. ****ing ace. Can you imagine that happening in Australia? No, me neither.


I've seen those drag scooters before. And I want one. They are screamin' fast.

I love the crash protection. Sneakers and jeans. Lols.
 
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That drag boat video made me laugh out loud with the insanity of it... not least because it's a joy to see someone going full gas in a non-nanny-state country. ****ing ace. Can you imagine that happening in Australia? No, me neither.


I've seen those drag scooters before. And I want one. They are screamin' fast.

I love the crash protection. Sneakers and jeans. Lols.
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There would be few things to compare with the terror of being stuck in a submerged helicopter after a crash. Total disorientation combined with panic. Yikes!
I’ve managed to be onboard a few times when things have gone ‘wrong’, but Always over land. One was a loss of engine over the jungle in PNG which resulted in a perfect autorotate into a magic clearing - couldn’t have landed more gently with an engine.
I remember one of our crew choppers hitting the water on a flight to the platforms offshore Malaysian Borneo (I wasn’t onboard). The floatation bags were punctured, and it rolled and sank in deep water within about 2 minutes, with about 15 onboard. All got out unscathed, due to the regular training. I saw the Super Puma after they’d recovered it from the seabed - It was pretty sad looking.
 
I thought this was going to be a satirical piece, but 15 seconds in... nup. Apparently COVID19 is a Democrat conspiracy to derail Trump's re-election. Which is ridiculous... Trump can do that all by himself.

 
Must be true coz Chocco Mundine says it’s all a hoax too :D
The same dumbarse who dropped a contact on the floor, picked it up, licked it, put it back in his eye and nearly lost his sight from an infection. That chocco?

I will say, there is a reasonable explanation. There probably wasn’t a window available for him to lick
 
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Thoughts? She had three goes at parking and was obviously aim for the line :confused:



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