The Thread about Nothing....

Discussion in 'Australia and New Zealand' started by Hitchy, Jul 28, 2006.

  1. classic1

    classic1 Well-Known Member

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    Braveheart. Stupid autocorrect
     


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    I would have had no idea if you hadn’t have said. I looked up the cast and decided to write my own blurb as if I was a contestant.

    classic1 is a former public servant and fat lazy cunt who, having spent over 25 years in the bureaucratic world of government, is well suited to going all the way in this series of Survivor. Able to survive in an environment of office politics, sheer boredom, petty rules, whinging, bullshitting, faking enthusiasm and manipulating people to get them to do what he wants, he has all the attributes to survive in a group containing a significant number of malignant narcissists, showponies, dickheads and wankers. With a spirit and soul already crushed this husk of a human being says that outback Qld is for pussies and he may be the biggest psychopath to emerge into the outback since Mick Taylor or Bradley John Murdoch.

    Besides winning, his other goals include catching dysentery to help loose weight, making people cry, and perving on scantily clad female cast members.
     
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    I was looking at pics of the Aston Martin Valkyrie and Valhalla and it occurred to me that AM must be running out of V words to name cars. Luckily, I’m here to help.

    Vas Deferens
    Vaccination
    Vivisection
    Vascular
    Vauxhall
    Vampire
    Vulture
    Vagina
    Vulgar
    Vapid
    Vulva
    Volvo
    Vice
    Vole
     
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    If it's not a silly question: Why were you doing this at 3:14 am?
     
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    Not silly at all. SInce wanking in the office has been banned, one has to make up time at night. Then a bit of winding down with some wordplay.

     
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    Speaking of wankers.

     
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    It’s not banned. I’m working from home
     
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    Because I fell asleep at 9.30pm, and woke up at 2am or something like that
     
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    DPF John Cornell –(Strop)
     
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    Im not watching. Did them japs steal any of my ideas?
     
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    I’m watching Jurassic World on tv. The character played by Richie Cunningham’s daughter is an absolutely appalling human being. Even worse than the bad guys. Fully deserved to be ripped apart by dinosaurs, but unfortunately it doesn’t happen.
     
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    DPF

    Dusty Hill. Bass player for ZZ Top.

    Booooooooo.
     
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    Yeah , damn. He was still rockin' it right up until a few days ago. I thought these guys were immortal.
     
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    Yep this one sucks. RIP Dusty.
     
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    Tell me about it. Gutted. Coolest band ever. I'll be cranking Fandango! later today.
     
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    Truth.
     
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