The Thread about Nothing....

[Thylacine]

Yeah, and ugly too.

This just in. Man has sex with bike.

 

[531Aussie]

Yeah, and ugly too.
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ah well, function over form

 

[Jono L]

The beach road report number #243532
-Sun, a lot of sun
-Lots of shirt skirts along the water front
-Usual angry truck drivers
-Gerro just tapping away at about 40kph in the 39, **** he looks ripped

 

[classic1]

The beach road report number #243532
-Sun, a lot of sun
-Lots of shirt skirts along the water front
-Usual angry truck drivers
-Gerro just tapping away at about 40kph in the 39, **** he looks ripped

So he should. All he friggin does is ride his damned bike all day.

 

[Jono L]

So he should. All he friggin does is ride his damned bike all day.

By that theory your wrists would be massive?

 

[531Aussie]

The beach road report number #243532

-Lots of shirt skirts along the water front
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can't wait. I reckon I might do about 10 laps of Port Melb to Brighton

They get a bit feral once ya get passed Mentone.
Gord, there are some hillbillies between Mordy and Frank'sTown

 

[Jono L]

Yeh it's quite a noticable decline from Brighton all the way down to Franga..More and more hair and less and less teeth..

 

[Albert 50]

Yes for Gus, no for Mrs Gus. Wedding the night before, so i'll be dusty

What about a ring in? Your brother or your workmate who came last time?

Hey nerdag interested in a short ride in the Hunter Sundee 25/11?

 

[531Aussie]

Yeh it's quite a noticable decline from Brighton all the way down to Franga..More and more hair and less and less teeth..

yeah, what nationality are them ones that hang around the Mordy gazebo?

Was Gerro riding in plain black to avoid the "fans", like Rasputin?

 

[Jono L]

Still AG2R, but come jan 1st it'll be CA, actaully he had a credit Ag helmet on

 

[531Aussie]

My new Ciocc accelerates like Halley's Comet after 5 laps of the solar system, climbs like a frightened meth dealer up the back stairs of the Metro, corners like an AFX toy race car, descends like 2 rocket-propelled anvils held to together with lead-lined Nokon cables and dropped from the space shuttle, and yields a ride which is laterally stiff yet vertically compliant.

 

[531Aussie]

Still AG2R, but come jan 1st it'll be CA, actaully he had a credit Ag helmet on

ah, I didn't know that.

 

[classic1]

By that theory your wrists would be massive?

They are, but so is my ****.

 

[Jono L]

They are, but so is my ****.

pay that one..

 

[Wilchemy]

My new Ciocc accelerates like Halley's Comet after 5 laps of the solar system, climbs like a frightened meth dealer up the back stairs of the Metro, corners like an AFX toy race car, descends like 2 rocket-propelled anvils held to together with lead-lined Nokon cables and dropped from the space shuttle, and yields a ride which is laterally stiff yet vertically compliant.

Been doing on-line Creative Writing courses again Ozman?

back stairs of the Metro

Showing your age there

 

[531Aussie]

Been doing on-line Creative Writing courses again Ozman?

I'll try to come up with some more absurd analogies during today's ride

Showing your age there

That place not going anymore? I was gunna say The Underground, or Darby's

 

[matagi]

This just in. Man has sex with bike.

Alas, you are about two weeks too late with that one - it's already done the rounds of various forums.

Sleep deprived and out of touch - can't tell you're a new parent!

 

[531Aussie]

^ even made the mainstream FM "funny" shows

 

[matagi]

Orright - here's something a little more recent:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cdXVxphZ3g

Bloody lights! Bloody *@#$% lights!

 

[Wilchemy]

I'll try to come up with some more absurd analogies during today's ride That place not going anymore? I was gunna say The Underground, or Darby's

Don't think the Metro is the happening place it used to be, at least. Might even be dead but there was some talk of the Palace relocating there at one stage.

Hehe...The Underground..You could of said the Hippodrome, or Bojangles