The Thread about Nothing....



Originally Posted by swampy1970 .





Can't blame the british cycling team for not showing up - even the locals didn't show up to watch the damn thing...
... and the fact that one of the three guys that did show was seen resting his head in his hands doesn't speak well for the sheer spectacle of it all.



East India Company? That was back in the day when dying from malaria was considered "just one of those things..." and the British Raj was a mere blink of an eye in the time frame of the East India Company, so what happened the rest of the time? ;)

If you've ever had full-on salmonella, you'll have a clue of what delhi belly is like...

My old man was out there for the end of WW2 and for a few years after, including the start of the whole pakistan/india thing. He hated the place - apart from the high hills away from the cities and the bugs - as did most of the rest of the folks he was within his regiment.
It was a great race to watch, even though the course was flat and the currymunchers had 8 foot fences around the whole circuit to keep the lepers and wild dogs out. The final few laps were excellent. Please refrain from speaking ****. We watched it on TV. Seppoland didn't.

Your dad hated the place coz he was probably racialist and soft, not like the poms were in the olden days.
 
Hey Roshea.... Chile miner rescue live stream one engineer wearing PowerBalance bands. Let us pray for them... it'd be about as effective as their fcuking PowerBalance bands.

I'd really hate to see a 20c 'part' screw up the whole operation.... say a broken rubber wrist band getting stuck in a jockey wheel......
 
Originally Posted by parawolf .

Farkin' hell. Another middle of the pack club level doper. How many of these arsehats are there out there.

Disclosure: I'm medically diagnosed with Asthma and as such have to go through the pain in the **** TUE exception process for drugs that enable me to only use 80% of available lung capacity. Without the drugs i'm only at 65%.

So you're a certified arsehat!? /img/vbsmilies/smilies/biggrin.gif
 
Glued to Chile miners rescue stream.... If these f'cukers don't come out holding a flat bottom taco to the tunes of the Old El Paso TV ad I'll be mighty disappointed.

Mexico/Chile same difference yeah? :)
 
Originally Posted by gplama .

Hey Roshea.... Chile miner rescue live stream one engineer wearing PowerBalance bands. Let us pray for them... it'd be about as effective as their fcuking PowerBalance bands.

I'd really hate to see a 20c 'part' screw up the whole operation.... say a broken rubber wrist band getting stuck in a jockey wheel......

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Originally Posted by parawolf .

Farkin' hell. Another middle of the pack club level doper. How many of these arsehats are there out there.

Disclosure: I'm medically diagnosed with Asthma and as such have to go through the pain in the **** TUE exception process for drugs that enable me to only use 80% of available lung capacity. Without the drugs i'm only at 65%.
I'm medically diagnosed with being farken AWESOME and as such have to go through the PITA awesomeness exception process that enable me to crush such hacks like the ones with asma whilst only using 80% of my available awesomeness

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Originally Posted by Jono L .




I'm medically diagnosed with being farken AWESOME and as such have to go through the PITA awesomeness exception process that enable me to crush such hacks like the ones with asma whilst only using 80% of my available awesomeness

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Has anyone actually seen Jono and Vadar at the same place at the same time??

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Originally Posted by gplama .

"Lactic acid buildup" is the official excuse. Because of course she didn't go celebrating the previous night after winning the gold in the hurdles. /img/vbsmilies/smilies/wink.gif
 
In other games news,

Osayemi Oludamola dresses to the right after drugging up and winning the women's 100 metres final

 
Quote:Originally Posted by parawolf .



I knew I was gunna cop some **** of posting that ;)







I am confused. Did you 'contract' asmargh before or after face planting a stationary car at 40km/h? Ahhh those were the days...



Personally I was born with a weak heart muscle. I soldier on using only 60% of my true heart potential.
 
As for druggo asshatfacecat. I've said it once I've said it eleventh billion times. The sport is fcuked cost our clubs are WEAK. when you have weak clubs you have weak culture. Weak culture lets idiots run riot with cluelessness. The sport is setup too much for individuals. We need to build teams and true inter club competition. We need structure and better racing community.

I stopped racing cos after this one time in A GRADE when I came last no one gave me a hug.
 
Oh Steve, instead of having a PREVIOUS and NEXT page advance button, can we please have a LAST button?

Everytime I don't check this thread for 24hrs I have 3 pages of twaddle to wade through!
 
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Originally Posted by VadarStrikesBack .

I stopped racing cos after this one time in A GRADE when I came last no one gave me a hug.
You coulda come first like my boy Erin did the first time he raced on the road and got a **** sandwich instead.