The Thread about Nothing....



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Originally Posted by bbp .

this is worth watching for a while
http://www.moranprizes.com.au/default.aspx?id=43
this year's probably is too.
hey website shutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupfuckingshutup
 
Originally Posted by classic1 .


Chuck the buttplug in physically, or give them to you to install yourself? Not sure my local bikeshop is willing to go that far service-wise
Leave it in the bathroom and "slip while getting out of the shower".
My LBS is at Paddington...need I say more?
 
Originally Posted by bbp .

and leave the bbp jokes to me mind
although I have been slacking lately.
'cause my carbon footprint's getting too small for me
to be in such a place as to swing
anything around.

But I got a nice phone call from the ATO today to ask why I haven't contacted them since I burnt my hands
and that was my only excuse, so I guess I better man up. They gave me two months.

edit <yes, Swampy, yes>
 
The fartographer has obviously heard all of my ****, and much of yours for the last year and a half, and she wanted to make her own point.

Life is weird, so
grow a beard.
But not on your bum...
it collects the scum.
So smoke a joint
and get to the point.
Where will you be in the next century?

She should probably get her own cyclingforums profile for that **** but so I don't have to type her **** poetry from now on.
 
Originally Posted by bbp .

The fartographer has obviously heard all of my ****, and much of yours for the last year and a half, and she wanted to make her own point.

Life is weird, so
grow a beard.
But not on your bum...
it collects the scum.
So smoke a joint
and get to the point.
Where will you be in the next century?

She should probably get her own cyclingforums profile for that **** but so I don't have to type her **** poetry from now on.
What the ****.
Fire truck.

Hows that?
 
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Originally Posted by bbp .

Life is weird, so
grow a beard.
But not on your bum...
it collects the scum.
So smoke a joint
and get to the point.
Where will you be in the next century?
...still way deeper than anything Nickelback have ever writt