The Thread about Nothing....

[gplama]

Originally Posted by Thylacine .


You're pretty awesome.

Wait, except for the part where you're also a hater towards Rabo.

lols.

 

[531Aussie]

Bugger! Surgery? Ya forget how farkin **** crashing is, until ya have a nasty one, hey

 

[531Aussie]

I actually got off me **** and got the video shoperola and hired Inception. I couldn't get into it at all. I was really looking forward to it, but it didn't do it for me.

 

[gplama]

Standard day. Had a Catholic priest get out of his car, rip off his jacket, and lunge at me with two fists.

Evil motherfucker.

At the Goldfields NRS womens tour. 15-20 cars parked in the community refuge area in this bumfucknowhere small town, which he claimed was HIS PRIVATE PROPERTY. He pulled up screaming at us. I went over to calm him down and sort out the situation. Old Child McCocksuck was red with RAGE. I was verbally assaulted, and very near physically assaulted. He backed off when I called the TV crew over.

I should have let him sock me one. It'd have given me a reason to burn his ****ing church down.

Honestly. I wasn't even TRYING to be a ****.

 

[gplama]

Oh, and I'm pretty ****ing mad at the whole thing. Redface Godman is lucky he picked on someone who walked away from the situation. Next time he'll get someone who'll give him what he deserves.

 

[gplama]

If anyone is reading this researching me/what I say online. I walked away. I ****ing won. **** off.

 

[531Aussie]

Yikes. Maybe he was cranky coz you stumbled on his secret cult/private sex slave factory.. Call the feds -- he's probably got 50 little boys bound, gagged and naked in the barn

 

[Thylacine]

Originally Posted by gplama .

It'd have given me a reason to burn his ****ing church down.

 

[stevebaby]

Originally Posted by Thylacine .


They're a bank, so they especially need to distance themselves from any dodgy **** lest they look even more dodgy.

They're still a bank, so it was a futile effort.

 

[Jono L]

Originally Posted by 531Aussie .

Yikes. Maybe he was cranky coz you stumbled on his secret cult/private sex slave factory.. Call the feds -- he's probably got 50 little boys bound, gagged and naked in the barn

Not to mention the 100 or so blood bags he's got in the chest freezer...

"Body of Christ, Blood of Christ...."

 

[531Aussie]

Originally Posted by Jono L .


Not to mention the 100 or so blood bags he's got in the chest freezer...

"Body of Christ, Blood of Christ...."

Ha! Hey, were you number 7 at the Melb-Warrn? If so, you were on Cycling Central for a couple of seconds.

 

[matagi]

Woot! Jono the TV star! /img/vbsmilies/smilies/smile.gif

 

[gplama]

Happy vadge exit day PA!

 

[Jono L]

Originally Posted by matagi .

Woot! Jono the TV star! /img/vbsmilies/smilies/smile.gif

Bastards.

You're on the front for 5 hours, and get nuuuuthhiinnnn!!!!

Youbunchofcarnts.


Was good. Need to write up a blog post, but dont want to sound like a self congratulatory suckhole.

So instead I will segway from Suckhole across to the grumpy priest from snake valley. (Get it?)

Lama, we should pay him a visit again

 

[paulambry]

Originally Posted by gplama .

Happy vadge exit day PA!

Thanks muchly Mr Llama. Having a stupendous one and being tres tres spoiled by my family.

 

[bbp]

Happy birfdee Mr. Ambry. May you live long and prosper.

 

[gplama]

Do your write up of epic pulls LC. Sell yourself, nobody else will!

Lama, we should pay him a visit again

Just submitted my official complaint.... demanding acknowledgement and apology from the person involved and the Church. This might get interesting.

 

[matagi]

Happy birthday PA. /img/vbsmilies/smilies/smile.gif

 

[Wilchemy]

Originally Posted by Jono L .


Bastards.

You're on the front for 5 hours, and get nuuuuthhiinnnn!!!!

Some proof. Found at pelotoncafe.com.au

 

[matagi]

Handy hint #7439

Do not lie on the floor in front of full length uncurtained windows while practising "motorcycle helmet removal in suspected spinal injuries". It tends to cause some consternation amongst the neighbours.