On Thu, 19 Dec 2002 19:27:49 +0000, "Just zis Guy, you know?" <
[email protected]> wrote:
>>OTOH, the Dune trilogy has five books.
>
>As does the "increasingly inaccurately named" Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy trilogy, unless I'm
>much mistaken.
>
Those clever mice returned to Earth recently, don't you know. More precisely, they'd returned to
that particular part of Earth called my kitchen - Hellish Kitchen, maybe.
However, being a good chap, I eliminated them all. One mouse in particular was indeed incredibly
intelligent. It set off the trap several times without killing itself. However, it did end its days
with metal bar though its skull; in the way I'd intended it to pass on.
In fact, I felt rather sorry for the beast. Imagine: you visit your favourite restaurant several
times, get your favourite meal ... free (roast lamb, in my case - bacon rind for the mouse). You're
welcomed back by the matre'd and given more free lovely nosh. The only downside is the occasional
loud noise you hear near your neck.
Then, once you've become a regular and most valued customer, you are smacked on the back of the
skull with a crowbar. Oh well, live fast, dribble urine all over the place and die young.
The dolphins are my next target.
So long, and thanks for all the cagers. James
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