Sorry, dude, but the doping of today is not your fathers doping, nor is it equitable for all riders. The "but its a level playing field because they're all doping" is bunkum when EPO and blood boosting are involved - the new generation of doping has completely twisted the sport, not just made it faster.
In real cycling, skinny little climbers don't win flat time trials, big, heavy flatland classics riders don't win the toughest mountain stages of the Tour, and so on. They do in your cycling, of course. I can see the attraction of that, mind you. But it sure as hell isn't real - it's caricature at best, a cartoon.