The Wrong Technique

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Guest, Sep 4, 2002.

  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

    "I can never fool my wife," George complained. "I turn off the
    car's engine and coast into the garage, take off my shoes, sneak
    upstairs, and undress in the bathroom. She always wakes up and
    screams at me for being out so late."

    "You got the wrong technique, my friend," his friend replied. "I
    roar into the garage, slam the door, stomp up the steps, rub my
    hand on her butt and say, 'How about a little?' She always
    pretends to be asleep."