Things cyclists say...



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GearóId Ó Laoi/

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I've cycled every Sunday from Cork to wherever, depending on
the wind, with the same bunch of men, for about 15 years. We
are old friends at this stage, all eccentric in our own way,
and we natter about this and that en route, like cyclists
everywhere. There's one fellow called Donie, and Donie
doesn't say a lot, but when he does he's good. Last Sunday
the rest of us were discussing the amorous exploits of the
footballer who's undoubtedly the best in the world at being
famous, if nothing else, and his women, and I revealed to
the lads that he had bought is wife Victoria, who has the
greatest ratio of fame to talent in history, a 1 million
pound ring for her birthday.

Donie spoke, wearily...

"Anything for a bit o' peace"
 
Gear=F3id =D3 Laoi/Garry Lee wrote:

> "Anything for a bit o' peace"

I like that... ;-)

Following is a recycled David Beckham joke, ignore if you
were listening =

to the R4 News Quiz on Friday (or have heard it before
anyway, keywords=20 are Beckham, thermos, not terribly
bright).

D&V are shopping in Harrods and see a thermos flask. Unsure
about what=20 it is, they approach a sales assistant:
"What's that then?" "That is a Thermos Flask, sir" "What's
that do then?" "Madam, it is simple but very clever, and it
keeps hot things hot, and=20 cold things cold" "That *is*
clever, you could take that training David" "Errr, yeah,
good idea!" So they buy it.

Next training session DB marches into the changing room,
thermos in hand.=

"What have you got there?" asks the manager. "It's a
thermos, it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold!"
"What's inside?" "Two cups of coffee and a choc-ice!"

Pete. --=20 Peter Clinch University of Dundee Tel 44 1382
660111 ext. 33637 Medical Physics, Ninewells Hospital Fax 44
1382 640177 Dundee DD1 9SY Scotland UK net
[email protected] http://www.dundee.ac.uk/~pjclinch/
 

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