MountainPro said:
man, this is sad...but not the way you mean...
my gerbil died when i was 7, i'll never forget the poor little mite.
serious head injuries after the little ****er bit my thumb...took a claw hammer and panned its brains in...
still though, it was a very moving funeral.
Actually,I owe pro an apology. This in fact is a regional variation of the well-known english dish, underground gerbil.
To prepare english gerbil,first pin it down (an air-powered staple gun may be useful here). Then shoot it in the head 7 times with an air pistol.
For all you aficionados of gerbil cuisine - here are some more ways of preparing this low-fat,high protein snack.
California gerebil - insert mars bar,insert gerebil and bake at body temperature until done.
Gerbil caviar -a difficult dish to prepare due to the fact that each gerbil has only 2 eyes.
Anzac gerbil - marinate in beer for 24 hours,then go looking for gerbil,give up and go back to watching rugby on tv. Have gerbil pizza delivered.
Vietnamese gerbil - tenderise gerbil by round the clock bombing ,baste with Agent Orange and fry in napalm.
Gerbil kebab - Ring the RSPCA (gerbil section).Take a sharp kebab stick and tenderise gerbil while holding the gerbil next to the 'phone.
This does nothing for the flavour but it's great fun!
Insert stick into gerbil and flame grill next to a car-bomb.
Seriously, gerbils are vicious little bastards who may have weapons of WMD and who are jealous of our freedom.Don't be fooled by that cute little nose, these little monsters would rip your throat out if they could jump that high! Don't wait for them to strike at our way of life - launch a pre-emptive strike now.
I don't seem to be able to find the recipe for gerbilburgers. Can anyone help me?