This is your captain speaking.



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A plane took off from Louisville International Airport, and when it
reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain started his
announcements over the intercom.

"Ladies and gentleman, this is your captain speaking.

Welcome to Flight Number 254, non-stop from Louisville to Miami.

The weather ahead is good and we expect a smooth and uneventful flight.

So just sit back and relax - OH MY GOD!"

Silence followed for several minutes.

Finally the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and
gentlemen, I'm sorry for the earlier scare.

While I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee
and spilled it in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"

Back in coach, a passenger said to the person next to him,

"That's nothing! He should see the back of mine!"

;D
 

JSWin

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Lol! Funny one. I think he would have screamed loudly it would be funnier. Like a loud horrifying scream. Another one that's like a movie. This is your captain speaking I now need an emergency room.
 

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