This is your captain speaking.

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Guest, Aug 29, 2002.

  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

    A plane took off from Louisville International Airport, and when it
    reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain started his
    announcements over the intercom.

    "Ladies and gentleman, this is your captain speaking.

    Welcome to Flight Number 254, non-stop from Louisville to Miami.

    The weather ahead is good and we expect a smooth and uneventful flight.

    So just sit back and relax - OH MY GOD!"

    Silence followed for several minutes.

    Finally the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and
    gentlemen, I'm sorry for the earlier scare.

    While I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee
    and spilled it in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"

    Back in coach, a passenger said to the person next to him,

    "That's nothing! He should see the back of mine!"


  2. Guest

    Guest Guest


    Thanks, I needed that!
  3. JSWin

    JSWin Member

    Jul 13, 2015
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    Lol! Funny one. I think he would have screamed loudly it would be funnier. Like a loud horrifying scream. Another one that's like a movie. This is your captain speaking I now need an emergency room.