This'll show those lousy cops that I mean business.

[Chance3290]

[size=+1]Man severs own penis, throws it at officers[/size]


March 17, 2006

BY ERIC HERMAN
Staff Reporter, Chicago Sun-Times

Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis.

Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.

"We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District. Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis Wednesday, sources said. He was listed in good condition Thursday, according to hospital spokesman Andrew Buchanan, who declined to comment further. Full Chicago Sun-Times Story

 

[jhuskey]

[size=+1]Man severs own penis, throws it at officers[/size]


March 17, 2006

BY ERIC HERMAN
Staff Reporter, Chicago Sun-Times

Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis.

Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.

"We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District. Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis Wednesday, sources said. He was listed in good condition Thursday, according to hospital spokesman Andrew Buchanan, who declined to comment further. Full Chicago Sun-Times Story

Those crazy Europeans,what will they think of next. I must say that I have never been that ****** off in my life as to want to do such a thing.

Would this be "assault with a dead weapon"?

 

[Hypnospin]

'erd of cutting off your nose to spite your face, but cutting off your head to...oooh, nevermind.

Those crazy Europeans,what will they think of next. I must say that I have never been that ****** off in my life as to want to do such a thing.

Would this be "assault with a dead weapon"?

 

[Chance3290]

I could just image the scene. Just like in the motion pictures. He guy holds a knife to his own schmecky and says: "All right coppers. One more step and I cut it off." And the entire assemble mass takes a step forward.