:))) Thoughts for a Better Life

Discussion in 'Food and nutrition' started by Marge, Feb 28, 2004.

  1. Marge

    Marge Guest

    Do not eat natural foods. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die
    of natural causes.

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    Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable
    plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

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    The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

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    Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

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    There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

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    A unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

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    If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool who said, "Quit while
    you're ahead?"

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    Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

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    The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

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    Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use

    the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

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    Some people are like Slinkies: not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile
    when you see one tumble down the stairs.

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    Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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    Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like
    they used to?

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    Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

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    All of us could take a lesson from the weather: it pays no attention to criticism.

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    Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you
    thirty cents?

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    In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take
    Prozac to make it normal.

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    Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a
    very close resemblance to the first.

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    How is it one careless match can start a forest fire but it takes a whole

    box to start a campfire?

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    AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR THE NEW YEAR: You've read about all these

    terrorists --- most of them came here legally, but they hung around on

    expired visas, some for as long as 10 - 15 years. Now, compare that to

    Blockbuster: you are two days late with a video and those people are all

    over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration!
     
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  2. Once upon a time, our fellow Marge rambled on about ":>)) Thoughts for a Better Life." Our champion
    De-Medicalizing in sci.med.nutrition retorts, thusly ...

    >Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

    Precisely!
    --
    John Gohde,
    Feeling Great and Better than Ever!

    Natural health is an eclectic self-care system of natural therapies
    that builds and restores health by working with the natural
    recuperative powers of the human body.
    http://tutorials.naturalhealthperspective.com/definition.html
     
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