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> Andy Chequer <
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> > "Shaun Rimmer" <
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> > > I like toes. I like toes so much I have 10 of them.
> >
> > Most of Mid Wales would laugh at your toe deficiency.
>
> Most of Mid Wales would laugh at their own.
>
> > > Potatoes Tomatoes Footoes.
> >
> > I have a dream, that my four children will one day live in a nation
where
> > they will not be judged by the number of their toes, but by the content
of
> > their character.....
>
> Still be up **** creak then.......
>
> > > Shaun aRe 'Toes' - not just for Rich people.
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> > Mr Rimmer will be appearing all week at the Preston Branch of Freeman
> Hardy
> > Willis, probably by the checkout next to the display of shoelaces and
tins
> > of kiwi.
>
> I could make better shoes. I only have one pair (handmade Italian ones)
that
> need polishing, and I use butter.
I have Docs because they fit my feet lovely and they're sturdy (some caps have saved my toes from
extinction). I watch trendies recoil in horror one minute and be seen in nothing else the next. Now
they've moved production from Northampton to China ( I think) and then it will just be another
****ing brand. Just brilliant.
Though I wouldnt mind some nice italian shoes. Maybe Sidi should do SPD brogues.
> For laces (boots and trainers etc.) I use coloured climbing accessory
cord.
>
> > Andy Chequer, they do anti-fungal powder too y'know.
>
> I don't get that problem really, but if I should, tea tree oil works well.
Tea tree oil is great. Stings though, don't it!
> Shaun aRe - 'Toes', they're like little stubby foot-fingers really.
Pah! You say!
Andy Chequer - non skid soul man