Tom Morris(aka Flyer) Caught Doing Unspeakable Things To Bigfoot



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I have to report that Flyer might be hanging around here even more since his unfortunate expulsion from the Bigfoot Hunter's Association.

He was caught in his local woods fellating a rather less than willing young Bigfoot, and the Association had little choice other than to revoke his membership. They did not accept his explanation that the creature had given him the come on.

It's a pitiful story really. Some time in late adolescence, Tom stumbled across an article in his father's Joy of Coprophilia newsletter, which equated penis length with foot size. He subsequently became fixated on the species known as Bigfoot.

Although his collection of blow up dolls provided young Tom with some companionship, these were essentially passive and could not provide the rather withdrawn young man with what he craved. It was thus that he started haunting the western forests in search of physical intimacy, using his guise of a genuine Bigfoot researcher as cover.

Since being exposed as a botherer of mythical creatures, Tom/Flyer's opportunities for physical expression have diminished. He has therefore derived some degree of solace through his ghost postings on here and this is likely to continue. The big question that Tom really must address is whether he is a zoophiliac or merely a repressed homosexual. Until he comes to terms with his true identity, Tom is likely to remain a very disturbed personality.
 
So, who is the yeti character who has been spotted in the Giro stages? ;) Any chance that Flyer is near given your report? :D
 
Gregers said:
I have to report that Flyer might be hanging around here even more since his unfortunate expulsion from the Bigfoot Hunter's Association.

He was caught in his local woods fellating a rather less than willing young Bigfoot, and the Association had little choice other than to revoke his membership. They did not accept his explanation that the creature had given him the come on.

It's a pitiful story really. Some time in late adolescence, Tom stumbled across an article in his father's Joy of Coprophilia newsletter, which equated penis length with foot size. He subsequently became fixated on the species known as Bigfoot.

Although his collection of blow up dolls provided young Tom with some companionship, these were essentially passive and could not provide the rather withdrawn young man with what he craved. It was thus that he started haunting the western forests in search of physical intimacy, using his guise of a genuine Bigfoot researcher as cover.

Since being exposed as a botherer of mythical creatures, Tom/Flyer's opportunities for physical expression have diminished. He has therefore derived some degree of solace through his ghost postings on here and this is likely to continue. The big question that Tom really must address is whether he is a zoophiliac or merely a repressed homosexual. Until he comes to terms with his true identity, Tom is likely to remain a very disturbed personality.
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I heard he got kicked off his last team when he was caught before a race in the changing area with a picture of Chewbacca in one hand and himself in the other.
 
Gregers said:
I have to report that Flyer might be hanging around here even more since his unfortunate expulsion from the Bigfoot Hunter's Association.

He was caught in his local woods fellating a rather less than willing young Bigfoot, and the Association had little choice other than to revoke his membership. They did not accept his explanation that the creature had given him the come on.

It's a pitiful story really. Some time in late adolescence, Tom stumbled across an article in his father's Joy of Coprophilia newsletter, which equated penis length with foot size. He subsequently became fixated on the species known as Bigfoot.

Although his collection of blow up dolls provided young Tom with some companionship, these were essentially passive and could not provide the rather withdrawn young man with what he craved. It was thus that he started haunting the western forests in search of physical intimacy, using his guise of a genuine Bigfoot researcher as cover.

Since being exposed as a botherer of mythical creatures, Tom/Flyer's opportunities for physical expression have diminished. He has therefore derived some degree of solace through his ghost postings on here and this is likely to continue. The big question that Tom really must address is whether he is a zoophiliac or merely a repressed homosexual. Until he comes to terms with his true identity, Tom is likely to remain a very disturbed personality.
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