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Azqaz
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I was sitting there minding my own business web surfing, when my wife comes in and asks me what I
want for my anniversary present.
"Nothing", I say as I shrink my mozilla window.
"What was that you were looking at?" she asks giving me the "LOOK".
"Nothing", I say.
"What was it," she demanded.
"Egg Beaters," I mumble.
"Hunh?" she say.
"Bike pedals," I say. "but they cost $109."
"Well, why don't you get them for your present," she says.
"Because I would also need cycling shoes, and besides I need a new front tire before the little
glass cut grows into a major tear," I replied.
Well, to make a long story short I was "forced" to order the SS Egg Beaters, Lake 201 wide shoes,
and a pair of Kenda Kwest tires, and threatened with violence if I didn't have a confirmation number
for her in a few minutes. I told her "promises, promises", and she simply smiled, winked, and said
"you bet". So far it's a great anniversary. Now I just have to think of something for her, since she
doesn't ride. Maybe a ruby pendant... With a woman like that I gotta do something special.
Bryan
want for my anniversary present.
"Nothing", I say as I shrink my mozilla window.
"What was that you were looking at?" she asks giving me the "LOOK".
"Nothing", I say.
"What was it," she demanded.
"Egg Beaters," I mumble.
"Hunh?" she say.
"Bike pedals," I say. "but they cost $109."
"Well, why don't you get them for your present," she says.
"Because I would also need cycling shoes, and besides I need a new front tire before the little
glass cut grows into a major tear," I replied.
Well, to make a long story short I was "forced" to order the SS Egg Beaters, Lake 201 wide shoes,
and a pair of Kenda Kwest tires, and threatened with violence if I didn't have a confirmation number
for her in a few minutes. I told her "promises, promises", and she simply smiled, winked, and said
"you bet". So far it's a great anniversary. Now I just have to think of something for her, since she
doesn't ride. Maybe a ruby pendant... With a woman like that I gotta do something special.
Bryan