Top 10 Reasons Ed Will Never Hold Another Positions in Cycling

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  1. sub55

    sub55 New Member

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    Seeing how Ed has decided to attack the newly appointed Director of Marketing for the CCA - and critque/criticize her ability to do the job even before she starts it's only fair that we let him know why he didn't get it. So in true David Letterman fashion - lets at least have some fun instead of all the angst and angry that is generally spewed. Ed may even want to contribute!

    Reason #10: Still thinks that STI shifters are only a fad.
     
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  2. peloquma

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    reason number 9: He was never able to overturn the restraining order in time.
     
  3. Van de Wille

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    Reason 8 - He didn't really want it anyway! So there!
     
  4. Uboat

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    Reason 7 - The locks on the doors in his potential co-workers' offices aren't thick enough.
     
  5. sub55

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    Reason #6: When interviewed for the position asked if he could trade the "free car" for a tab at the local strip club. :eek:
     
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    reason #5: With the amount of time he spends posting on forum's, he would never be able to do his job anyway.
     
  7. peloquma

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    reason number 4: On the day of the interview, he never made it past the receptionist because he kept arguing with her how he could do her job way better.
     
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    #3: Unwilling to work with others/ works on his terms, not by the cheque signers terms/ no social skills for working with others (re:eek:ffensive statements)
     
  9. sideoiler427

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    #2 : Unable to research with tracebility/ poor documentation to the posters he is posting to (communication from "friends and connections"), lacks relevant research skills such as looking up : spamming, liar, hypocrite, attacks opinions by individuals who do not fall in line with his opinions.
     
  10. sideoiler427

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    I have a #1, but Patrick deserves that one.
     
  11. Van de Wille

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    No, please: I insist. I'll get a lawsuit threat if I post my #1.
     
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