"Top Reasons to Go With A Cyclist" - Asking a Girl to Prom

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  1. dsschanze

    dsschanze New Member

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    So yeh...it's that time of year,

    I was thinking of cool ways to ask a girl to the prom and I thought of making a top list of reasons to go to prom with a cyclist and then asking her. Can anyone have some good/funny/creative/crazy reasons?

    Thanks,
    ds
     
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  2. alienator

    alienator Well-Known Member

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    1. You're not a football player, so date rape won't be a concern for her.
    2. You can trade tips on leg shaving.
    3. She can wrap her chain around your sprocket.
     
  3. tonyzackery

    tonyzackery Well-Known Member

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    LOL! Another zinger from Mr. Informed Consumer:rolleyes: . FYI, the prolific 'date rapists' were the pin-head frat boys.
     
  4. Camilo

    Camilo New Member

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    "Would you like to go to the prom with me?" That other stuff is part of TV scripts, but not real life.
     
  5. RedRider2009

    RedRider2009 New Member

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    Tell her that people won't be staring at her ass, since yours is probably more valuptuous (sp?)
     
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