"Top Reasons to Go With A Cyclist" - Asking a Girl to Prom



dsschanze

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So yeh...it's that time of year,

I was thinking of cool ways to ask a girl to the prom and I thought of making a top list of reasons to go to prom with a cyclist and then asking her. Can anyone have some good/funny/creative/crazy reasons?

Thanks,
ds
 

alienator

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dsschanze said:
So yeh...it's that time of year,

I was thinking of cool ways to ask a girl to the prom and I thought of making a top list of reasons to go to prom with a cyclist and then asking her. Can anyone have some good/funny/creative/crazy reasons?

Thanks,
ds

1. You're not a football player, so date rape won't be a concern for her.
2. You can trade tips on leg shaving.
3. She can wrap her chain around your sprocket.
 

tonyzackery

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alienator said:
1. You're not a football player, so date rape won't be a concern for her.
2. You can trade tips on leg shaving.
3. She can wrap her chain around your sprocket.
LOL! Another zinger from Mr. Informed Consumer:rolleyes: . FYI, the prolific 'date rapists' were the pin-head frat boys.
 

Camilo

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dsschanze said:
So yeh...it's that time of year,

I was thinking of cool ways to ask a girl to the prom and I thought of making a top list of reasons to go to prom with a cyclist and then asking her. Can anyone have some good/funny/creative/crazy reasons?

Thanks,
ds
"Would you like to go to the prom with me?" That other stuff is part of TV scripts, but not real life.
 

RedRider2009

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Tell her that people won't be staring at her ass, since yours is probably more valuptuous (sp?)