Top Ten Signs Lance Armstrong Is Getting Cocky
- Thread starter Lonnie Utah
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Those are funny, I missed Dave last night. They did that last year also, not sure if they have been posted but here are "Dave Letterman's Top Ten Signs Lance is getting Cocky" from July 22 2004. These ones kill me
10. Race starts at 9, Lance rolls out of bed around noon.
9. Has already figured out that the trophy can hold a 3-gallon margarita
8. He eats frosting by the fistful
7. For the last leg, he rode one of those crazy 1920s bikes with the big front wheel
6. Deliberately crashing into things to get more airtime on SportsCenter
5. Making a couple of extra bucks delivering pizzas during the race
4. After the starter pistol is fired, he hangs around hitting on French babes
3. Turns to the other riders and says, "Oooh, I'm sooooo scared"
2. Instead of training, spent the last two months pimping his bike
1. Has started selling ad space on his ass
#7 is my fave, the mental image is a blast
10. Race starts at 9, Lance rolls out of bed around noon.
9. Has already figured out that the trophy can hold a 3-gallon margarita
8. He eats frosting by the fistful
7. For the last leg, he rode one of those crazy 1920s bikes with the big front wheel
6. Deliberately crashing into things to get more airtime on SportsCenter
5. Making a couple of extra bucks delivering pizzas during the race
4. After the starter pistol is fired, he hangs around hitting on French babes
3. Turns to the other riders and says, "Oooh, I'm sooooo scared"
2. Instead of training, spent the last two months pimping his bike
1. Has started selling ad space on his ass
#7 is my fave, the mental image is a blast
Speaking of bikes with funny wheels, has anybody else seen the discovery promo?JMac930 said:
http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/amchopper/videogalleries/lancepromo/lancepromo.html
