Carry around a little cup and when people ask what it's for, just say, "I need to be ready to give the drug testers a quick sample."
TrekDedicated said:Get your picture with someone that looks like the devil from the Tour de France and post it in your office or where ever your friends will see it.
(Even though most people wouldn't understand who that is) BUT STILL!
That is too damn funny Jhuskey. "SPLAT!!" ha ha hajhuskey said:I will see if my ex is available, also how about gluing a few dead squirrels and assorted animals to the front of your headset as if you hit them so fast they stuck there.
birdman23 said:Wear an aero helmet...all the time. The next time you are up for a little somethin' somethin' from your significant other keep it on. Explain how you will be able to move through the air faster thus increasing the sensation and making for an all-around better performance. ALthough come to think of it, speed in this category may not be a benefit!
Ok that was just plain stupid, sorry everyone.
birdman23 said:Wear an aero helmet...all the time. The next time you are up for a little somethin' somethin' from your significant other keep it on. Explain how you will be able to move through the air faster thus increasing the sensation and making for an all-around better performance. ALthough come to think of it, speed in this category may not be a benefit!
Ok that was just plain stupid, sorry everyone.
That would be sweet! Right in the middle of a spin class. Hahahacuervo said:What about No. 10 "After drinking from your water bottle, give it a serious toss off to the side of the road" ... but from a spinning bike?
That's a good thought. I will let you know tomorrow if your theory works.jhuskey said:What if she wears it it might make her get to where she is goin a little faster.
Probably wouldn't work, nothing is easy but a thought.
birdman23 said:That would be sweet! Right in the middle of a spin class. Hahaha
Just about the funniest thing I have ever read.birdman23 said:I agree. There are these guys in my town who all wear full on Postal kits, the "Leader" dons a yellow jersey, they all ride Trek 5500's. One day I was leisurly riding with my sister on a local bike path and these guys come "screamin" by at about 18 mph and yelling at people to get out of the way. I almost fell over laughing. My sister and I got off the bike path and onto the main road. We ramped it up to about 25 mph on the flat and cruised to the top of a hill where the bike path ends. We got there and just sat and waited for the Blue Train to arrive. They came out of the path and saw us waiting there. Their faces looked like this The Maillot Jaune just ignored us when he went by. The domestiques both asked us how we got there because they didn't see us pass them on the trail. It was pretty funny. POSERS. I am sure every town has a Postal team in it!
I thought the bottle throwing should have been number 1. Can you imaging driving down the road and seeing a lone cyclist launching his only water bottle into a field! Ha ha ha
I still laugh when I think about that day. I haven't seen those guys for a while. But then again I don't look behind me too often when I am riding. ha ha hasi2k2000 said:Just about the funniest thing I have ever read.
I am for wearing a jersey to support your team. in the UK it is the norm to wear your football (soccer) teams jersey (also with your fav players name and number on your back) and to wear the USPS stuff to me is pretty cool be to have the full team in procession and have a "mellow johnny" along for comany is well stretching it a bit far.
Also the bottle thing is brilliant, I may pack an old bottle for tomorrow ride and just do it for the crack. Think it will be great on some flat, really hammering it and just tosssing that bottle in some old grannys flowerbed.
Ooh you *****, lol. Maybe you should be mellow and demote their mellow to domestique.birdman23 said:But then again I don't look behind me too often when I am riding. ha ha ha
What I want to know is why none of them do wheelies bmx style. Think that would be great.birdman23 said:Invent your own finish line salute ala Virenque's one arm salute, Flecha's bow and arrow. Make it original and add sound effects. I flap my arms like a bird and screech like an eagle. Ummm...never mind I don't do that. But I have thought about crossing the line, taking off my helmet and spiking it like a football (American football) and hurling my body into the crowd.
Robbie McEwan does it and it does look pretty cool even if he was about dead last! I saw Floyd Landis do it last year on the victory laps. Pretty impressive, at least to me cause I can't wheelie to save my life.si2k2000 said:What I want to know is why none of them do wheelies bmx style. Think that would be great.
si2k2000 said:What I want to know is why none of them do wheelies bmx style. Think that would be great.
birdman23 said:Robbie McEwan does it and it does look pretty cool even if he was about dead last! I saw Floyd Landis do it last year on the victory laps. Pretty impressive, at least to me cause I can't wheelie to save my life.
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