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Sorry, but I was LMAO at this one that my sister sent. 
I'd not seen it before either, and I get
a LOT of internet humor! ROFL!
THE ON-TIME AIRLINE
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned to
his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes
have baby planes?"
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked
the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have
baby planes?"
The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
The boy admitted that this was the case.
"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on
time -- now let your mother explain that to you.
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I'd not seen it before either, and I geta LOT of internet humor! ROFL!
THE ON-TIME AIRLINE
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned to
his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes
have baby planes?"
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked
the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have
baby planes?"
The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
The boy admitted that this was the case.
"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on
time -- now let your mother explain that to you.
--
>^,,^< Cats-haven Hobby Farm >^,,^< [email protected] >^,,^<
"There are millions of intelligent species in the universe, and they are all owned by
cats" -- Asimov
Custom handcrafts, Sterling silver beaded jewelry