Lesson 3:
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the
road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open
and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly
had crashed the car. After controlling the car, he
stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him
and immediately said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
The priest was flustered and apologised profusely. He forced
himself to remove his hand.
Changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The
nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
Once again the priest apologised "Sorry sister but the
flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a
meaningful glance and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve
a bible and looked up Psalm 129.
It Said, "Go forth and seek. Further up, you will find
glory."
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed about your role, as troll, you
could well miss a great opportunity.