Try Being Nicer?

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Guest, Jul 9, 2002.

  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Every night after dinner, Harry took off for the local watering
    hole. He would spend the whole evening there and always arrive
    home, well inebriated, around midnight each night.

    He usually had trouble getting his key to fit the keyhole and
    couldn't get the door open. And every time this happened, his
    wife would go to the door and let him in. Then she would
    proceed to yell and scream at him, for his constant nights out
    and coming home in a drunken state. But Harry just continued
    his nightly routine.

    One day, the wife was talking to a friend about her husband's
    behavior and was particularly distraught by it all.

    The friend listened and said, "Why don't you treat him a little
    differently when he comes home? Instead of berating him, why
    don't you give him some loving words and welcome him home with a
    kiss? Then he might change his ways."

    The wife thought that this might be a good idea.

    That night, Harry took off again after dinner. And at about
    midnight, he arrived home in his usual condition.

    His wife heard him at the door. She quickly opened it and let
    Harry in.

    Instead of berating him as she had always done, this time she
    took his arm and led him into the living room. She sat Harry
    down in an easy chair, put his feet up on the ottoman and took
    his shoes off. Then she went behind him and started to cuddle
    him a little. After a little while, she said to Harry, "It's
    pretty late, dear. I think we had better go upstairs to bed now,
    don't you think?"

    At that, He replied in his inebriated state, "I guess we might as
    well. I'll get in trouble when I get home anyway!"


  2. JSWin

    JSWin Member

    Jul 13, 2015
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    Lol. Oh no that is not too funny for her. I was thinking he was going to feel like she was about to kill him. Lol. He didn't recognize her I guess. She should have said where's your wife. I think he was making a joke.
  3. sharkantropo

    sharkantropo Member

    Apr 11, 2016
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    Hahah the classic joke of infidelity, is always funny regardless of how you tell it. The poor devl in this joke probably never saw the light of another day after that night.