TWENTY (20) days my life is so empty I have no interests outside my little catalog order

[Some Moron]

Twenty days now they tell me product is not available

I am incapable of realizing maybe the product is backordered. Or it's readily available and I should
cancel and place an order elsewhere.

Gotta obsess about this, it's not like I can fill my ENTIRE day wanking.

They email me, at least I have that bit of human contact in my life.

Yours truly, Travis Bickle

 

[dennisg]

Originally posted by Some Moron
Twenty days now they tell me product is not available

I am incapable of realizing maybe the product is backordered. Or it's readily available and I should
cancel and place an order elsewhere.

Gotta obsess about this, it's not like I can fill my ENTIRE day wanking.

They email me, at least I have that bit of human contact in my life.

Yours truly, Travis Bickle

That's one of the funniest things I've read on this forum. How tragic that it's so relevent.

 

[Doug Kanter]

Not for nuthin', but have you called around to see if anyone else has this same bike in stock? I
know it sounds crazy, and maybe even proactive, but what they hell....ya know?

 

[Jim Lane]

Doug Kanter wrote:
> Not for nuthin', but have you called around to see if anyone else has this same bike in stock? I
> know it sounds crazy, and maybe even proactive, but what they hell....ya know?
>
>

Don't you recognize parody when you see it?

jim

 

[Doug Kanter]

"Jim Lane" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
> Doug Kanter wrote:
> > Not for nuthin', but have you called around to see if anyone else has
this
> > same bike in stock? I know it sounds crazy, and maybe even proactive,
but
> > what they hell....ya know?
> >
> >
>
> Don't you recognize parody when you see it?
>
>
> jim

Yeah..usually. I guess I didn't notice that this wasn't the same guy who's been whining about his
unshipped bike from Performance.

 

[Tonga]

On Thu, 22 May 2003 02:19:04 GMT, "Some Moron" <[email protected]> wrote:

>Twenty days now they tell me product is not available
>
>I am incapable of realizing maybe the product is backordered. Or it's readily available and I
>should cancel and place an order elsewhere.
>
>Gotta obsess about this, it's not like I can fill my ENTIRE day wanking.
>
>They email me, at least I have that bit of human contact in my life.
>
>Yours truly, Travis Bickle
>

Now, now, Travis, you're not fooling anyone. Get back to driving your cab, will ya?

And please don't ask me "Are you talking to me?"...of course I am.

 

[Jasper Janssen]

On Thu, 22 May 2003 19:29:21 GMT, "Doug Kanter" <[email protected]> wrote:

>Yeah..usually. I guess I didn't notice that this wasn't the same guy who's been whining about his
>unshipped bike from Performance.

Personally, when I see "<N> days now" as the start of a message, I hit N before I go any further
than that. And I haven't even been reading most of his **** anyway...

Jasper