"Dominic Richens" <
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> Why do all the Fakta guys look constipated?
>
http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/?id=2003/feb03/hautvar/jb_petersen
>
http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/?id=2003/feb03/hautvar/johansen
>
You'd look like that too if your team presentation was in Scandinavia in February instead of near
the Mediterranean...then again, you're Canadian, so maybe not.
The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
50° Fahrenheit (10° C) Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians plant gardens.
35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C) Italian Cars won't start Canadians drive with the windows down
32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C) American water freezes Canadian water gets thicker.
° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C) New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. Canadians have the last
cookout of the season.
-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
Mt.St. Helens freezes. Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C) Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C) Ethyl alcohol Freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can't
thaw the keg.
-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C) Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying
"cold, eh?"
-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C) Hell freezes over. The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.