.

Hung Chow calls into work and says "Hey Boss, I not come work today, I

really sick. I got headache, tummy ache and sore leg. I not come
work".

The Boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I
feel
like this, I go to my wife and ask her for intercourse. That makes
everything better and I go work. You try that." Two hours later Hung
Chow
calls his Boss and says "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at
work
soon. You got nice house."