Yeah, there's that "MD" on the end of their name, but there's something entire appointment. And we go way beyond creepy into the realm of downright sick when he announces that he wants to shove his finger up your put and rub your prostate until you ejaculate. At what point, exactly, does a medical student decide that he (rarely she) wants to spend his entire career playing with cock? STUDENT ADVISOR: Well, Jones, you've completed all the pre-med courses and most of the core requirements. Now it's time for you to select a specialty. JONES: Okay. STUDENT ADVISOR: What part or function of the human body would you like to focus on? The heart? The brain? Bones? Or perhaps you want to focus on a specific family of illness, such as cancer or brain disease? JONES: Uh... Well, don't tell anybody, but I really like penis. STUDENT ADVISOR: Ah. You want to be a urologist. JONES: Urine is gross. STUDENT ADVISOR: Yes, but you'll spend most of your time examining cock and balls. Sometimes you'll get to give a "prostate massage" where you shove your finger up some dude's butt and rub his prostate until fluid dribbles from his dick. JONES: Cool! STUDENT ADVISOR: You might even be able to talk some guys into providing a full ejaculation via "assisted" masturbation, which is where they lie back while you jack them off. You can tell them that it has to be done that way to get the highest quality semen sample. JONES: YES!!! Sign me up, prof!!