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Art L.
Guest
Yeah, there's that "MD" on the end of their name, but there's something
entire appointment. And we go way beyond creepy into the realm of downright sick when he announces
that he wants to shove his finger up your put and rub your prostate until you *********.
At what point, exactly, does a medical student decide that he (rarely she) wants to spend his entire
career playing with ****?
STUDENT ADVISOR: Well, Jones, you've completed all the pre-med courses and most of the core
requirements. Now it's time for you to select a specialty.
JONES: Okay.
STUDENT ADVISOR: What part or function of the human body would you like to focus on? The heart?
The brain? Bones? Or perhaps you want to focus on a specific family of illness, such as cancer or
brain disease?
JONES: Uh... Well, don't tell anybody, but I really like penis.
STUDENT ADVISOR: Ah. You want to be a urologist.
JONES: Urine is gross.
STUDENT ADVISOR: Yes, but you'll spend most of your time examining **** and balls. Sometimes you'll
get to give a "prostate massage" where you shove your finger up some dude's butt and rub his
prostate until fluid dribbles from his ****.
JONES: Cool!
STUDENT ADVISOR: You might even be able to talk some guys into providing a full ejaculation via
"assisted" masturbation, which is where they lie back while you jack them off. You can tell them
that it has to be done that way to get the highest quality semen sample.
JONES: YES!!! Sign me up, prof!!
entire appointment. And we go way beyond creepy into the realm of downright sick when he announces
that he wants to shove his finger up your put and rub your prostate until you *********.
At what point, exactly, does a medical student decide that he (rarely she) wants to spend his entire
career playing with ****?
STUDENT ADVISOR: Well, Jones, you've completed all the pre-med courses and most of the core
requirements. Now it's time for you to select a specialty.
JONES: Okay.
STUDENT ADVISOR: What part or function of the human body would you like to focus on? The heart?
The brain? Bones? Or perhaps you want to focus on a specific family of illness, such as cancer or
brain disease?
JONES: Uh... Well, don't tell anybody, but I really like penis.
STUDENT ADVISOR: Ah. You want to be a urologist.
JONES: Urine is gross.
STUDENT ADVISOR: Yes, but you'll spend most of your time examining **** and balls. Sometimes you'll
get to give a "prostate massage" where you shove your finger up some dude's butt and rub his
prostate until fluid dribbles from his ****.
JONES: Cool!
STUDENT ADVISOR: You might even be able to talk some guys into providing a full ejaculation via
"assisted" masturbation, which is where they lie back while you jack them off. You can tell them
that it has to be done that way to get the highest quality semen sample.
JONES: YES!!! Sign me up, prof!!