USADA charge Armstrong with doping

[swampy1970]

I posted that one in the Aussie forum a few days ago - cause they actually seem to give a bit of **** about cycling

No name, no dates, no evidence. They'll probably find him guilty anyway. Cancer victims are the new Christians and the lions are waiting.

Personally, I was expecting a big laundry list of names, dates, times, 'stuff' taken, dosages... all the juicy details so I could then go out an buy that stuff and ride some low key Gran Fondo's. Maybe Levi's Gran Fondo has some for sale next to the Gatorade tent.

 

[CAMPYBOB]

...and in other non-news today, this late-breaking story; Jonathan 'Pointy Sideburns Hipster' Vaughters admited to doping during his days as a rider. Again.

Whilst denying others a "level playing field", he is now fully remorseful and demanding young riders have...a level playing field!

 

[tonyzackery]

Originally Posted by CAMPYBOB .

All kinds of backroom deals are being made as I type in order for everyone involved to save face and not lose too much money - UCI included. Obviously, the soon-to-be suspended have already been advance notified - hence their ineligibility for the Olympics. Just coincidence? Yeah, sure - whatever you want to believe. Santa Claus is coming to town too. LOL!

I used to think you were a libtard moron.

I was incorrect.

You're just a regular, run-of-the-mill moron.

But, I need a good laugh after the 100° ride I just got in from, so let's here it. Spill the beans. You're obviously way more in touch with the USADA/WADA/UCI than us mere mortals.

'Who' is getting banned?

How much is Lance paying to beat the wrap and to whom is he paying the vig to?

Is Tyler a bigger whiner than you or does it just appear that way because he has a global audience?

And 'why' was Clemens aquitted?

"Who' was on the grassy knoll?

Will Hein buy a new ghetto Benz or go with the Jag and a set of donk rimz?

What are tomorrow's Mega Millions numbers?

I would gloat, but it's really unnecessary. 6mo. suspensions? Those weren't arranged in a "backroom deal"? Wake up and smell the manure...

 

[tonyzackery]

This really is a comical thread. Take a read...