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Dave

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Well, I gurn an' dun it. Being exceedingly frustrated by circumstances beyond my control ( snowy icy
stuff and bit of a sniffle), I was determined to do my first serious run today, since getting back
on a roadbike mid-last year. As the header says, I consider it my first milestone, but I suppose
it's the second. The first was getting back on the bike in the first place ;-). I bought a hydration
pack rucksack (2L/20L) a couple of weeks ago and the hi-viz vest last week, so was all ready to go.
I was a bit cheesed off when the local weather news indicated it would be cloudy and cold today,
last night. He also said there was an outside chance there might be some snow!!..... Anyway, I
prepped the bike last night regardless and having seen my wife and son out the door this morning,
proceeded to pack me bags...tools, food, water, sorted. Finally got out at 0950 and headed for
Shrewsbury. The ride out was no problem. Wolverhampton, rush hour traffic dying down, one or two
courteous cagers, one or two nods of appeciation. Wolverhampton to Shifnal, road very quiet. It used
to be quite busy, back in the day, when I were a lad, etcetc, but since the invention of the M54,
it's a lot quieter. In fact I found the whole ride a real 'trip back in time' as this was the route
we used to take to Wales (5 hols a year in the family caravan at Barmouth), but as mentioned, since
the arrival of the M54.... Saw lots of landmarks I used to subconciously note as a kid, mostly
buildings, nice to see 'em again. Then came Telford !...If you can use the M54, you barely notice
it. If you can't, but just want to pass through, it is a bloody nightmare. There's the odd sign
indicating alternate routes, but nothing generally coherent. There are lovely old milestones on the
Shrewsbury side, indicating the mileage to Shifnal. No mention of Telford at all. Think this is some
aggrieved town planner getting his own back, finally. By using the forks (use the forks, luke), I
finally managed to pop out the other side, picked up the old A5, renamed B5106 since the M54
extension took the name A5 (can they do that!...it's a Roman Road you know....can't just nick the
name!!). Finally, the last ten miles onto Shrewsbury. Despite the fact that there is a great three
lane highway, some cagers still love the experience of driving down standard A-roads, complete with
the odd twist and turn that can be taken at ridiculous speeds (bloody 'ell, a bloke on a bike!!).
The B5106 still has a lot of the characteristics of the old A5...long straight bits. It seemed to
take 'a while' to complete that last ten miles and I was grateful to finally arrive at Shrewsbury
and thinking of the return journey, more than a little aware of the lovely downhill gradients on the
approach roads, down to the river / town centre. Tied the trusty steed up in the town centre at
conveniently located bike parks, whipped off the helmet and gloves, only for me hands to instantly
go numb with the cold, followed by the rest of my now rather damp 'covered bits'. Noticed very fine
snow as I was locking the bike up!! Why is it weather men only get it right when they're forcasting
weather that will ruin your plans ?? Onward, upward.... After a 45 min break that involved cheeses
and onion french fries, a bannana, lodsa maltloaf, a apple and water I decided it was time to hit
the shops, 'cos it was bloody cold and I wanted a warm before the return trip. Beware Holland &
Barratt, they won't accept cards on anything less than a fiver. Well at least not in Shrewsbury
anyway! Marginally warmed I returned to the bike, togged up and had a pleasant, if brief,
conversation with a gent who arrived and took my parking space. He was on a lovely old Dawes.
Unfortunately 'it was gold' was all that registered, such was the power of the cold. He seemed
slightly bemused by the idea that I was on a round trip from the other side of Wolverhampton, but
commented on the fact that I had 'all the right gear' and wished me all the best. By the time I'd
managed to break free of the Shrewsbury ringroad I was bloody freezing again and seriously worried
about getting back in one piece. I was wearing thermalite gloves but my fingers and thumbs continued
to go numb with the cold, giving me problems changing gears with the downtube gear levers. The
temperature finally rose sufficient to make the difference. I took it a little easier on the way
back and stopped for a food break following the last 'great climb' half way between Shifnal and
Wolverhampton. I could feel the energy ebbing away and thought caution to be the better part of
valour. This was supposed to be a leisurely, enjoyable ride out, after all. That got me home, just,
to a heavenly cup of tea and a sublime hot bath (first for 10 years!!!). We've got a cast iron roll
top bath, which is a great feature but **** at keeping the water warm. This coupled with a below par
combi-boiler means it's normally quicker to hit the shower. Not to be phased, I wacked the
temperature up and insisted on the bath as a treat. Finished off with a shower, just to warm up
again...bliss!!...I want a sauna installed at home, now!!!!...called the local sauna establishment
last week to enquire of their prices and opening times. They've been busted for operating a brothel
three times in the 10 years we've been here. I was informed that they were open 10-10 M-S and 10 - 4
Sunday (good) and prices were £10 for a single girl massage, £15 for two, anything after that is
negotiable with the girls (not good...or is it?, I don't know ;-)...but I phoned about the sauna, it
says in the yellow pages....'oh, no, the saunas broken at the moment ' ...damn....sounds like
they're ready to be busted again!! Anyway, completed ride, no problems, totally uneventful and I'm
sure in the middle of summer it'll be a real pleasurable ride. 65 miles, 6.5 hours, with 1 hours
break all in all, so 5.5 hours in the saddle....talking of which, *MUST* get myself a brookes
saddle!! Off for me pie and chips now...I'm WALKING to the chip shop ;-) cheers, Dave
 
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The Big Baguett

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In article <[email protected]>, Dave <no- [email protected]> writes
>Well, I gurn an' dun it. Being exceedingly frustrated by circumstances beyond my control ( snowy
>icy stuff and bit of a sniffle), I was determined to do my first serious run today, since getting
>back on a roadbike mid-last year. As the header says, I consider it my first milestone, but I
>suppose it's the second. The first was getting back on the bike in the first place ;-).

etc.

Well done, mate.
--
The Big Baguette
 
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Simon Mason

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"The Big Baguette" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> In article <[email protected]>, Dave <no- [email protected]> writes
> >Well, I gurn an' dun it. Being exceedingly frustrated by circumstances beyond my control ( snowy
icy
> >stuff and bit of a sniffle), I was determined to do my first serious run today, since getting
> >back on a roadbike mid-last year. As the header
says, I
> >consider it my first milestone, but I suppose it's the second. The first
was
> >getting back on the bike in the first place ;-).
>
>
> etc.
>
> Well done, mate.

Yes and thanks for the story, I printed it out and read it in the sauna.

--
Simon Mason Anlaby East Yorkshire. 53°44'N 0°26'W http://www.simonmason.karoo.net
 
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Dave

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"Simon Mason" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>
> "The Big Baguette" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > In article <[email protected]>, Dave <no- [email protected]> writes
> > >Well, I gurn an' dun it. Being exceedingly frustrated by circumstances beyond my control (
> > >snowy
> icy
> > >stuff and bit of a sniffle), I was determined to do my first serious
run
> > >today, since getting back on a roadbike mid-last year. As the header
> says, I
> > >consider it my first milestone, but I suppose it's the second. The
first
> was
> > >getting back on the bike in the first place ;-).
> >
> >
> > etc.
> >
> > Well done, mate.
>
> Yes and thanks for the story, I printed it out and read it in the sauna.
>
> --
> Simon Mason Anlaby East Yorkshire. 53°44'N 0°26'W http://www.simonmason.karoo.net
>

Thanks guys, glad you enjoyed it.... yumm them chips was good...next stop, indegestion-ville! Dave,
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....burp!
p.s. - glad the story got a sauna ;-)
 
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Stephen \

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"Dave" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
> Well, I gurn an' dun it. Being exceedingly frustrated by circumstances beyond my control ( snowy
icy
> stuff and bit of a sniffle), I was determined to do my first serious run today, since getting back
> on a roadbike mid-last year. As the header says,
I
> consider it my first milestone, but I suppose it's the second. The first
was
> getting back on the bike in the first place ;-). I bought a hydration pack rucksack (2L/20L) a
> couple of weeks ago and the hi-viz vest last week, so was all ready to go. I was a bit cheesed off
when
> the local weather news indicated it would be cloudy and cold today, last night. He also said there
> was an outside chance there might be some snow!!..... Anyway, I prepped the bike last night
> regardless and having seen my wife
and
> son out the door this morning, proceeded to pack me bags...tools, food, water, sorted. Finally got
> out at 0950 and headed for Shrewsbury. The ride out was no problem. Wolverhampton, rush hour
> traffic dying down, one or two courteous cagers, one or two nods of appeciation. Wolverhampton to
> Shifnal, road
very
> quiet. It used to be quite busy, back in the day, when I were a lad,
etcetc,
> but since the invention of the M54, it's a lot quieter. In fact I found
the
> whole ride a real 'trip back in time' as this was the route we used to
take
> to Wales (5 hols a year in the family caravan at Barmouth), but as mentioned, since the arrival of
> the M54.... Saw lots of landmarks I used
to
> subconciously note as a kid, mostly buildings, nice to see 'em again. Then came Telford !...If you
> can use the M54, you barely notice it. If you can't, but just want to pass through, it is a bloody
> nightmare. There's
the
> odd sign indicating alternate routes, but nothing generally coherent.
There
> are lovely old milestones on the Shrewsbury side, indicating the mileage
to
> Shifnal. No mention of Telford at all. Think this is some aggrieved town planner getting his own
> back, finally. By using the forks (use the forks, luke), I finally managed to pop out the other
> side, picked up the old A5, renamed B5106 since the M54 extension took the name A5 (can they do
> that!...it's a Roman Road you know....can't just nick the name!!).
Finally,
> the last ten miles onto Shrewsbury. Despite the fact that there is a great three lane highway,
> some cagers still love the experience of driving down standard A-roads, complete with the odd
> twist and turn that can be taken
at
> ridiculous speeds (bloody 'ell, a bloke on a bike!!). The B5106 still has
a
> lot of the characteristics of the old A5...long straight bits. It seemed
to
> take 'a while' to complete that last ten miles and I was grateful to
finally
> arrive at Shrewsbury and thinking of the return journey, more than a
little
> aware of the lovely downhill gradients on the approach roads, down to the river / town centre.
> Tied the trusty steed up in the town centre at conveniently located bike parks, whipped off the
> helmet and gloves, only for me hands to instantly
go
> numb with the cold, followed by the rest of my now rather damp 'covered bits'. Noticed very fine
> snow as I was locking the bike up!! Why is it weather men only get it right when they're
> forcasting weather that will
ruin
> your plans ?? Onward, upward.... After a 45 min break that involved cheeses and onion french
> fries, a bannana, lodsa maltloaf, a apple and water I decided it was time to hit
the
> shops, 'cos it was bloody cold and I wanted a warm before the return trip. Beware Holland &
> Barratt, they won't accept cards on anything less than a fiver. Well at least not in Shrewsbury
> anyway! Marginally warmed I returned to the bike, togged up and had a pleasant, if brief,
> conversation with a gent who arrived and took my parking space. He was on a lovely old Dawes.
> Unfortunately 'it was gold' was all that registered, such was the power of the cold. He seemed
> slightly bemused by the idea that I was on a round trip from the other side of Wolverhampton, but
> commented on the fact that I had 'all the right gear' and wished me
all
> the best. By the time I'd managed to break free of the Shrewsbury ringroad I was bloody freezing
> again and seriously worried about getting back in one
piece.
> I was wearing thermalite gloves but my fingers and thumbs continued to go numb with the cold,
> giving me problems changing gears with the downtube
gear
> levers. The temperature finally rose sufficient to make the difference. I took it a little easier
> on the way back and stopped for a food break following the last 'great climb' half way between
> Shifnal and
Wolverhampton.
> I could feel the energy ebbing away and thought caution to be the better part of valour. This was
> supposed to be a leisurely, enjoyable ride out, after all. That got me home, just, to a heavenly
> cup of tea and a sublime hot bath (first for 10 years!!!). We've got a cast iron roll top bath,
which
> is a great feature but **** at keeping the water warm. This coupled with a below par combi-boiler
> means it's normally quicker to hit the shower. Not
to
> be phased, I wacked the temperature up and insisted on the bath as a
treat.
> Finished off with a shower, just to warm up again...bliss!!...I want a
sauna
> installed at home, now!!!!...called the local sauna establishment last
week
> to enquire of their prices and opening times. They've been busted for operating a brothel three
> times in the 10 years we've been here. I was informed that they were open 10-10 M-S and 10 - 4
> Sunday (good) and prices were £10 for a single girl massage, £15 for two, anything after that is
> negotiable with the girls (not good...or is it?, I don't know ;-)...but I phoned about the sauna,
> it says in the yellow pages....'oh, no, the saunas broken at the moment ' ...damn....sounds like
> they're ready to be busted again!! Anyway, completed ride, no problems, totally uneventful and
> I'm sure in
the
> middle of summer it'll be a real pleasurable ride. 65 miles, 6.5 hours,
with
> 1 hours break all in all, so 5.5 hours in the saddle....talking of which, *MUST* get myself a
> brookes saddle!! Off for me pie and chips now...I'm WALKING to the chip shop ;-) cheers, Dave
>
£15 for a 2-girl massage is great. Nice ride too ;-)
 
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Dave

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"Stephen (aka steford)" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> "Dave" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> > Well, I gurn an' dun it. Being exceedingly frustrated by circumstances beyond my control ( snowy
> icy

<snip> ......loadsa stuff <snip>

> > Finished off with a shower, just to warm up again...bliss!!...I want a
> sauna
> > installed at home, now!!!!...called the local sauna establishment last
> week
> > to enquire of their prices and opening times. They've been busted for operating a brothel three
> > times in the 10 years we've been here. I was informed that they were open 10-10 M-S and 10 - 4
> > Sunday (good) and
prices
> > were £10 for a single girl massage, £15 for two, anything after that is negotiable with the
> > girls (not good...or is it?, I don't know ;-)...but
I

<snip> loads more stuff........... <snip>

> > cheers, Dave
> >
> £15 for a 2-girl massage is great. Nice ride too ;-)
>
So....you want the 'phone no.??? ;-) eh, eh?
 
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