Versus channel hits a new low

Discussion in 'Professional Cycling' started by Bro Deal, Aug 12, 2007.

  1. Bro Deal

    Bro Deal New Member

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    I noticed on the schedule today they played Missing in Action and Missing in Action 2, both starring Chuck Norris. :eek:

    I like bad action movies as much as the next guy, but this used to be the Outdoor Life Network.
     
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  2. Trev_S

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    Yeah! it's an outdoorsy movie, all that jungle warfare stuff. :D
     
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    It was the doped up jungle monkies. The know we're hooked this soon after the Tour...
     
  4. Doctor.Pepper

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    Ah how little you know. Those monkey are not doped up, they are the dope.

    Allow me to explain.

    Monkey blood is the new cow's blood. Cow blood is the new EPO. It all makes sense in a world gone crazy.

    Crazy with doping and pharmaceutical Nike corporation at large.
     
  5. Doctor.House

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    WRONG!

    And Dr Pepper is not Gatorade (Pepsi) either.


     
  6. Tim Lamkin

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  7. Doctor.House

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    I agree. Your posts are very boring.
     
  8. Bro Deal

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    Wow. I somewhat agree with Tim on something.
     
  9. Tim Lamkin

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    We are upsetting the space time continuum….we have for ever...... altered theoretical physics ….a shift in the very fabric of time....
     
  10. Bro Deal

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    Cool. I always expected this to happen. Time to explore the multiverse.

    "Yeah, leprachaun universe is fine...if you haven't seen pirate universe." -- Bender[size=-1][/size]
     
  11. Doctor.House

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    Extreme Cage fighting
    Female boxing
    Schooling house and Timmy
    Betsy Andreu will work the U-Tube camera
    Lim to score the events

    Format:
    tempo race (warm up)
    12 lap scratch race
    win n out
    miss n out (devil take the hind most)
    Points race (40 laps)
    Omnium score +
    Musical chairs bonus, especially for House


     
  12. dexjava

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    My head is spinning. I have NO idea what you just said.
     
  13. Doctor.House

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    You mean wrote.

    Get down to your local Velodrome.

    Saturday's AM session---they will explain the drills & races for you.

    Last I heard--House did not even own a fixed gear bike.
     
  14. cheapie

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    what in the world are you talking about?
     
  15. thoughtforfood

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    This is Doctor.Unoriginal's attempt to "fit in" here. He is a social paralytic, so excuse the awkwardness. When your only meaningful interface is with something measured in gigabytes, you tend to be unclear in your human interaction.
     
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