Saturday: Vino takes his frustration out on the entire field, crushing them in the ITT and rekindling hope for a podium spot. Sunday: Vino collapses, losing 30 minutes on GC and any overall hopes. Monday: Vino rides to queen stage glory. Tuesday: Vino tests positive, invalidating an entire career. Tomorrow -- Swedish Bikini Model Union takes pity on Vino; invites him to Stockholm for a month of recuperative massages and fellatio therapy.