Violated!



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GPLama

Guest
Started off my ride home from work the long way to get some more Kms on the
clock.. squeak squeak squeak.. damn disc brakes - I find a nice spot in the
sun to lay the bike down for a quick adjustment.. This was in Donvale just
behind Tunstall Square (east 'burbs melb)... I put down my bag and take off
my gloves hunting for my multi-tool... looking up I see a young woman in her
car about 10m away watching me.. fair enough.. I did the usual guy thing..
eg. "dont look like a tool and pretend I didn't see her"...

I get the brakes right and put my backpack on just about to ride off and I
remember I have my iPod with me.. so, bike down again, backpack off.. get
the cable out and zip down/lift up my jersey to route the cable from my
backpack to my head.. side note, I'm a roadie who sometimes rides a MTB
(read: always wearing roadie kit, always aero).. choose some tunes and as I
take off I glance over at my audience of one.... she's got her mobile phone
out snapping up pics of the LAMA!! wtf!? You sneaky f*%cker.. I give her a
smile and get on my way...

I was tempted to roll around to the side of the car and scare the **** out
of her.. but.. I didn't.. all up kind of a strange situation.. If she knew
my mental age, she'd be on some sex register...



cheers,
GPL
:does this mean I have karama quota to take a few random upskirts?:
 

MikeyOz

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GPLama said:
Started off my ride home from work the long way to get some more Kms on the
clock.. squeak squeak squeak.. damn disc brakes - I find a nice spot in the
sun to lay the bike down for a quick adjustment.. This was in Donvale just
behind Tunstall Square (east 'burbs melb)... I put down my bag and take off
my gloves hunting for my multi-tool... looking up I see a young woman in her
car about 10m away watching me.. fair enough.. I did the usual guy thing..
eg. "dont look like a tool and pretend I didn't see her"...

I get the brakes right and put my backpack on just about to ride off and I
remember I have my iPod with me.. so, bike down again, backpack off.. get
the cable out and zip down/lift up my jersey to route the cable from my
backpack to my head.. side note, I'm a roadie who sometimes rides a MTB
(read: always wearing roadie kit, always aero).. choose some tunes and as I
take off I glance over at my audience of one.... she's got her mobile phone
out snapping up pics of the LAMA!! wtf!? You sneaky f*%cker.. I give her a
smile and get on my way...

I was tempted to roll around to the side of the car and scare the **** out
of her.. but.. I didn't.. all up kind of a strange situation.. If she knew
my mental age, she'd be on some sex register...



cheers,
GPL
:does this mean I have karama quota to take a few random upskirts?:
ohhhh, id hate to be violated like that.......
 
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Bleve

Guest
GPLama wrote:

> I was tempted to roll around to the side of the car and scare the **** out
> of her.. but.. I didn't.. all up kind of a strange situation.. If she knew
> my mental age, she'd be on some sex register...


So when're you taking her for a ride? Next climbing camp? :)

(oportunities are *not* to be squandered!)