Volunteer Fire Department

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Guest, May 29, 2002.

  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

    A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana. The fire
    department from the nearby town was called to put the fire out.
    The fire proved to be more than the small town fire department
    could handle, so someone suggested that a rural volunteer fire
    department be called. Though there was doubt that they would be
    of any assistance, the call was made.

    The volunteer fire department arrived in a dilapidated old fire
    truck. They drove straight towards the fire and stopped in the
    middle of the flames. The volunteer firemen jumped off the truck
    and frantically started spraying water in all directions. Soon
    they had snuffed out the center of the fire, breaking the blaze
    into two easily controllable parts.

    The farmer was so impressed with the volunteer fire department's
    work and so grateful that his farm had been spared, that he
    presented the volunteer fire department with a check for $1000.

    A local news reporter asked the volunteer fire captain what the
    department planned to do with the funds.

    "That should be obvious," he responded, "the first thing we're
    gonna do is get the brakes fixed on that stupid fire truck."